What's the most legal trouble you have ever been in?

Started by Relax, Jun 11, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Jun 25, 2017
    If we were doing a major bank heist your dumb a--- would get pulled over before we even got to the bank for running a red light
     
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  2. Nazir
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    Nazir Xanman

    Jun 25, 2017
    lol doubt you can do any better lmaoo
     
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  3. ghostboypurrp
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    Jun 26, 2017
    I had child protection services pay me a visit coz my ex got all her mates to say I was touching them inappropriately. One of her friends told the truth though so the police believed me so nothing actually happened
     
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  4. Heisenberg
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    Jun 26, 2017
    Possession with intent to deliver and in possession of illegal switch blade/butterfly knife. I was 17 and they were threatening to trial me as an adult because I wouldn't rat out my connect. Ended up only paying fines
     
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  5. Raxofa
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    Raxofa We some youngin's making livin's

    Jun 27, 2017
    I took an upskirt of a teacher
     
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  6. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Jun 27, 2017
    Got stopped for driving slow and smelling like weed. The girl I was with had a bad record but I was clean so he let us off with a warning
     
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  7. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

    Jun 28, 2017
    Fighting..

    the same person twice.. can't take an a--- whopping like a man, has to press charges..and the one that always starts the stuff..smh

    oh well that's been a few years ago
     
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  8. TheFazer
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    TheFazer Always Baked, Never Fried

    Jun 29, 2017
    DUI and drug charges. After a full day of binging on coke, I get a bottle of Vodka to ease the come down. didn't realize I drank too much and blacked out from 7pm till 1am when I found myself in my car crashed. it started coming back to me at the moment and that i was drifting and doing donuts in the school parking lot near my house. slid into a curb and flipped the SUV onto its side. called a very close friend to tow it to my house down the street. while I was waiting, some person happened to drive and I knew they would call the 911. five minutes later, cops showed up and arrested for DUI, possession of cocaine, and being within 1500 ft of a school with a controlled substance.
     
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  9. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Jun 29, 2017
    was/am facing 6 years for prescription fraud but got a deal to do comm service/drug education class/24 consecutive drug tests

    :wheww:
     
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  10. relapse 2
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    Jun 29, 2017
    i received a copyright notice from parks for uploading slaughterhouse lol i like to live my life on the edge
    whats funny is he actually sent me a message too asking me why i thought it was cool to upload unfinished unreleased songs
     
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  11. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Jun 29, 2017
    i dont like s---, i dont go outside so i never get in trouble
     
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  12. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jun 29, 2017
    I f---in hate those dogs. Had that before little piece of s--- tryna start me and i told him i knew he'd go straight to the cops if i pumped him. Ended up chokin him against a 711 window and lining up a punch while his nerdy friends tried to pull me off. A nearby bouncer got me off him. Weak c----

    Little "depressed" f-- who just likes gettin bashed it seems. Hed done someone in to the cops before
     
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  13. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jun 29, 2017
    It was a kerser cd wasn't it
     
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  14. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jun 29, 2017
    Apart from my previously mentioned arrest and assault charge (which i legit thought would end up with me bein locked for a loooong time at the time) i was also arrested when i was 14. Can't remember much more apart from a fair amount of fines for gay s--- like drinking in public or possession of alcohol underage. I really can't remember any other major stuff. Been close but yeh don't think there's much more
     
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  15. RG9
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    RG9

    Jun 29, 2017
    I once got kicked out of a club by 5 bouncers (but excessive) because one of them thought I tried to attack him (he accidentally barged into me)...he pushed me so in defence I got him by the neck lol

    The c---- took me round the back & I thought I was gonna get the living s--- kicked out of me lmao but they just threw me out, then I got questioned by police for some reason and banned from the club

    Generally I stay out of trouble as I’m a nice guy and get on with everyone...but I don’t take any s--- tho lol
     
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