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  1. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Aug 2, 2017
    wake up at 4am so i can listen to drake discog til 8 then slap buff n go to work
     
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  2. Sav Stanfield
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    Sav Stanfield

    Aug 2, 2017
    wake up 5AM and ride my donkey 16 km's to the forest to chop lumber for firewood, then bring it back down to the village. Slaughter a goat for the evening feast then help papa prepare with his woodsmithing until the sun god goes to sleep behind the mountains. on weekends just sleep tho.
     
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  3. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Aug 2, 2017
    I wake up and hit the snooze button. Usually do this at least 1 more time.

    Then I go to work. I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour.
     
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  4. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Aug 2, 2017
    I'm no doctor, but waking up to throw up into a cup because of heartburn isn't normal. Might want to check into some heartburn medicine or change your diet


    :lol3:
     
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  5. Trackz
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    Trackz BARCODE

    Aug 2, 2017
    Start my day waking up at 5am. Shower and get ready for work. Get breakfast, egg white omelet with ham cheese and tomato, side of turkey sausage and home fries and apple juice to drink. Im at work by 645am.
     
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  6. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 2, 2017
    Your gonna die soon
     
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  7. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Aug 2, 2017
    with coffee and a cigarette
     
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  8. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 2, 2017
    Can u be more specific on the show please what are u watching now
     
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  9. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 2, 2017
    First I take a piss cause I get drunk as f--- every night. Then I smoke my cig with coffee while my servants are preparing breakfast. After I eat and get all my help started in the field and im off to work.
     
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  10. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 2, 2017
    Wake up
    Take a s---
    Have a shower
     
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  11. 1999
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    1999

    Aug 2, 2017
    When I wake up I recognize you're looking at me for the pay cut
    But homicide be looking at you from the face down
    What MAC-11 even boom with the bass down?
     
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  12. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 2, 2017
    Why not do all that in the shower u lazy f---
     
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  13. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Aug 2, 2017
    Wake up at like 7 then lay in bed watchin TV till like 10
     
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  14. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Aug 3, 2017
    Brushing my teeth?
     
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  15. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 3, 2017
    One of my cats is named Hobbes :hobbes:
     
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  16. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

    Aug 3, 2017
    morning hygiene obviously, breakfast and gym
     
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  17. Five Star
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    Five Star

    Aug 3, 2017
    Start my morning by sleeping, cuz I ain't wake up till the afternoon. :kobe:
     
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  18. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 3, 2017
    by opening sxn80 and reporting @Charlie Work posts
     
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  19. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 2, 2017
    Wake up around 5 and feed the cats. Get to the gym or go outside for a run by 5:30. Back around 6, brew the coffee, wake up the wife, make us some breakfast sandwiches and then we eat it and drink coffee in bed, watching hulu/netflix til like 7. Then get ready for work and get there by 8:30 or so. It's nice to have a routine.

    If I have hockey or go out the night before then I sleep in til 6 and skip the run
     
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  20. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Aug 2, 2017
    mornings? wtf is that
     
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