Serious Best Posts: Camping

  1. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 4, 2017
    Lately I've been bored of doing the same s--- all the time so I am going into the woods in upstate PA about 6 hours from me tomorrow morning. No campgrounds or anything like that. It's just 500 miles of land. There's moose, wild bore, coyotes, rattlesnakes, black bears, etc etc. I'm gonna be in there for about 2-3 days depending on how things go. All I plan to take is a bag on my back and another bag to carry along with a 20 gauge just in case some animal tries to f--- me up. The big animals don't bother me because you can see them coming, the only thing I'm worried about is the snakes because they can sneak up on you. If I get bit by a snake out there, I'm done. I'm really just all in for new experiences.

    After I make it out of the woods, I gotta drive up to NY to get to my hotel and clean up to go to a wedding.

    If you don't see me login after Monday, I'm probably dead.
     
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  2. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 8, 2017
    I'm alive. Will post details later.
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Aug 6, 2017
    Soldier confirmed dead now. Which one of u white n----s gone 1 up him n scale the himalayas or sum s---. Wit y'alls flat a---
     
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  4. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Aug 8, 2017
    Did u tell Narsh I said hi
     
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  5. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Aug 6, 2017
    Op coming thru with the most Caucasian post yet
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Aug 6, 2017
    Camping in america is sifferent imo, i imagine you go out innawoods and actually hunt and s---. in aus it's like "i'm going camping" and you're like "ok he's going to a beach for a few days to live off of alcohol and nothing else"
    tbh this. but fucken h--- you gallah, what did you learn in school? do you know how to splint that s---? also just pretend you are training for football and when moving thru tall grass do high leg/knee thrust things as you run - snakes feel the vibrations in the grouund and f--- off immediately. but if you get bit, wrap a bandage around the bite, mark on the bandage where you got bit, then put another bandage really tight behind the bite to try slow the venom from circulating. then get a big fucken stick and start bandaging that around your leg (majority of snakebites are on the leg) like a splint. if you use less muscles and energy on the leg, it pumps less blood. then just i dunno who u call in america but im pre sure you get air lifted to hospital if you can contact them.
     
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  7. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 4, 2017
    Be sure to check for ticks while out there fam.

    I once pulled a tick off my d-ck. :sad3:
     
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 6, 2017
    RIP
     
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