Sep 5, 2017

f--- a gerbil ill shove a whole cactus in my a---, front, side, diagonal, backwards

I know im missing a few directions but theres potential gold here d---.

 

Sep 5, 2017

wtf

 

Sep 5, 2017

today is shady’s inauguration
i'm bugs bunny playin all four bases
spread across the dirt like your brain is
when i murder you, bury you in the basement
my neighbors tape it
cops chase me to my house and case it
i'd do it again just to savor
the f---ing looks on all your faces
while i'm at it i may as well say it
go for broke and call michelle a ho
since they already think i’m a racist
i just can't believe i made it
now my kids have platinum braces
yet i still feel pretty jaded
that's why all my guns are gold plated
because i might just go recrazy

amidoinitrite?

 

Sep 5, 2017

You can't write for s---

 

Sep 5, 2017

I forage in my foreksin for endorphins that I put in my porridge while choking on an orange stored in a door hinge.

Fell face first on the couch, found a mouse, louse, grouch, pouch, house and trout snout in Joe Budden's blouse.

I put my microwave in my fireplace while I hibernate and Kanye waves to Jay. Guess that's why they call it "Tidal wave".

Took the grenade out of Rene's driveway and tried to hide away in my microwave. But it was too late and my insides fried away.

f--- Trump with a stump, thumb, my mum's bump, and lil pump's rump.

Prod. Alex da Kid

 

Sep 5, 2017

Now you know how we feel, when you make a post.

 

Sep 5, 2017

Lets see your verse?

 

Sep 5, 2017

If Eminem ever released a Goosebumps remix:

So it’s my time to go, the show is ending ho
Curtains close, still worth the most
Toe the line till I’m comatose
Think back to my overdose
Overcame struggle with some frozen toes
Limits, I don’t know of those
Gone anywhere you could possibly go with flows
Over and over again, told you hoes I’mma blow a load
Show is over, time to go, I know
Whoadie whoa, sit back, impossible
The flows alive, I ain’t never gonna die
If bullets fly, I’ll find my way revived
Ever since the day I died
Dre revived, brought me back to life
Said the magic words, saved my life
Don’t trust noone, hold a knife when I stage dive
Thanks I’m out now, once had me a great life
That all ended, paid the price
Peter piper picked a pepper
I could pick your brain and put your heart together
Got the torch, I’m passing that to Kendrick
That’s my revenance, I’m electric
Signified my minds eclectic
I’m the reverend, preaching endless
Speaking best if you disagree get ended
Me I’m better, nothing better than the incredible
Shady setter, spitting eighty letters in a second
I’m a need me a reference letter
A trend setter, better than ever
My best shot, I might s---t forever
Like pew pew pew

 

Sep 5, 2017

This was physically painful

 

Sep 5, 2017

Aight,

My name is slim, haven't been relevant since you were able recognize lil kim. Twisted grin, acting like i'm 15 when i'm almost 45, but don't be shy baby just don't hide, its just me acting awkward and shy with the duck walk to get by. Grew up rough, always had it tough, don't call my bluff unless you wanna see me be gruff, doing a duet with Rhianna singing about love.
Kangool hat and hanging with drake, am i cool again, cause i'm starting to age (people start screaming looking at his face) Never see me bow down to no one, im an independent one man army on a crusade, until i let Paul see my lyrics and the entire lines need to be changed. Went from yelling and screaming to punchlines and jokes, now im remaking albums, whats next who knows?
Fans show me love wherever i go, even though half of my fanbase is just 13 years old. Always with a pen and a pad crying about my missing dad, limelight please come back, i cant make royalties off of Fack.....then Fack starts playing

 

Sep 5, 2017

Man, f--- Eminem - I'm his next clone
And they call me a d-ck, that's a head-phone
Yeah my Beats is trash, when Dre aint reppin on em
But I'm still Rih-Rih's a---, in it's best form -
That's pretty close to perfect
The way she roll and twerk it
But I'm a loner so I go and pay a ho to jerk it
*accent*
Fick fick fick
Your slick slick t-ts
Got this d-ck wet
I live to spit
This ignant s---, that's
Top of the teenagers Christmas list
I'm sick with this
I'm 666
I kid I kid
*/accent*
I'm trappin out the trailer, with my left over Valium
At last I'm not a failure, unlike my dopin' album
I laugh at all the haters, 50 mill sold and countin'
I'm rappin till I'm grave dirt, my navel hurts, I'm outtie

Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, the biggest sham,
***this is spam***.