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Eminem Write Your Own Eminem Verse

Started by Mikey, Sep 5, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Mikey
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    Mikey

    Sep 5, 2017
    A little challenge for all the stans..

    Write your own Eminem verse from his perspective.

     
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  2. Broccoli Tree
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    Broccoli Tree

    Sep 5, 2017
    wtf
     
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  3. froboy6942
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    Sep 5, 2017
    You can't write for s---
     
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  4. Mikey
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    Mikey

    Sep 5, 2017
    Lets see your verse?
     
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  5. froboy6942
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    Sep 5, 2017
    I rap but I'm not wasting time trying to imitate Eminem.
     
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  6. AntoEm
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    Sep 5, 2017
    thread's got potential
     
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  7. Mikey
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    Mikey

    Sep 5, 2017
    It would take maybe 5 mins. Im sure you have 5 mins to spare.
     
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  8. Xmipod
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    Sep 5, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. CSW
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    Location: America n-----

    CSW Member 3461

    Sep 5, 2017
    today is shady’s inauguration
    i'm bugs bunny playin all four bases
    spread across the dirt like your brain is
    when i murder you, bury you in the basement
    my neighbors tape it
    cops chase me to my house and case it
    i'd do it again just to savor
    the f---ing looks on all your faces
    while i'm at it i may as well say it
    go for broke and call michelle a ho
    since they already think i’m a racist
    i just can't believe i made it
    now my kids have platinum braces
    yet i still feel pretty jaded
    that's why all my guns are gold plated
    because i might just go recrazy

    amidoinitrite?
     
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  10. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

    Sep 5, 2017
    f--- a gerbil ill shove a whole cactus in my a---, front, side, diagonal, backwards

    I know im missing a few directions but theres potential gold here d---.
     
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    oh no
     
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  12. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Sep 5, 2017
    Im a nutcase, grabbed Trumps nuts and busted them with a blunt vase, abrupt space..........im getting better with time like fine wine so come face me, im waitin for some fa---- to diss me so I can have fun wasting, another career you queers are softer than a wet cleenex in a wastebin
     
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  13. Xdx
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    Sep 5, 2017
    I'm getting some Infinite vibes from this
     
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  15. hustleandcuss
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    hustleandcuss suck my robot d*ck

    Sep 5, 2017
    Man, f--- Eminem - I'm his next clone
    And they call me a d-ck, that's a head-phone
    Yeah my Beats is trash, when Dre aint reppin on em
    But I'm still Rih-Rih's a---, in it's best form -
    That's pretty close to perfect
    The way she roll and twerk it
    But I'm a loner so I go and pay a ho to jerk it
    *accent*
    Fick fick fick
    Your slick slick t-ts
    Got this d-ck wet
    I live to spit
    This ignant s---, that's
    Top of the teenagers Christmas list
    I'm sick with this
    I'm 666
    I kid I kid
    */accent*
    I'm trappin out the trailer, with my left over Valium
    At last I'm not a failure, unlike my dopin' album
    I laugh at all the haters, 50 mill sold and countin'
    I'm rappin till I'm grave dirt, my navel hurts, I'm outtie

    Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, the biggest sham,
    ***this is spam***.
     
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    Sep 5, 2017
    f--- Trump!
    I'll hit Trump
    With a thick gun
    A caul-KING gun,
    My d-ck's c-m,
    A s--- pun,
    Hai-LIE'S BUM,
    My LIST from
    Groce-RIES store
    AAAND my WRIST-buhnd!!!

    *caps symbolize shouting, often with the intention of pointing his multi syllabic rhymes to the listener
    **bolded caps symbolize even louder shouting
    ***forced rhymes are necessarily present
     
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Sep 5, 2017
    this literally killed me :dead:
     
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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    Sep 5, 2017
    Now you know how we feel, when you make a post.
     
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    Why you love me so much?

    Thought you were decent before but fuckit, you're a fa---- lol.
     
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