Eminem Worst punchlines / lines in Revival

Started by SubwaySam, Dec 15, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Dec 16, 2017
    Whats bad about this? Gtfoh
     
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  2. Fgbatman
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    Dec 16, 2017
    You really think that's a nice apology? Even Eminem doesn't think it's nice, he just went with that cause it rhymes
     
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  3. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Dec 31, 2017
    This kinda pickle were in is hard to dill. Def one of the worst on the album.

    Also, pretty much anything from Heat (although that song is now very much a guilty pleasure).
     
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  4. Jb27
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    Dec 31, 2017
    Mark on this b---- war machine. Just a terrible line to say when your 45 years old
     
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  5. debauch
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    Jan 1, 2018
    He does that a lot, then even says "get it?". Like ya man, we got it the first time around....

    That Nile River line on the pink song is whack af , the dill pickle one too.... His double entendres aren't funny OR clever.
     
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  6. MikkelR1
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    Jan 1, 2018
    To me the heavy duty like diarrea line was the worst. Second worst is the Ate Off Hitler line.. Especially since its a f---ing diss towards the president. With all the s--- you can say about Trump, thats what you choose?
     
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  7. SaviorOfS80
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    SaviorOfS80 The Second Cumming

    Jan 1, 2018
    Haven’t listened to the album and after this post idk if I will
     
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  8. Hard Klyntar
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    Jan 1, 2018
    can we just forget this album lol
     
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  9. SaviorOfS80
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    SaviorOfS80 The Second Cumming

    Jan 1, 2018
    Should I listen to this or nah
     
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  10. Hard Klyntar
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    Jan 1, 2018
    yeah there are some dope songs but I'm a big Em fan and this was a disappointing as f--- lol
     
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  11. SaviorOfS80
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    SaviorOfS80 The Second Cumming

    Jan 1, 2018
    Like average em fan going in?
     
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  12. Hard Klyntar
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    Jan 1, 2018
    eh...
    idk you can try it's not like you're going to die by listening to it
     
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  13. SaviorOfS80
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    SaviorOfS80 The Second Cumming

    Jan 1, 2018
    I can’t take the chance S.80 needs to be saved
     
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  14. SleepyGhost
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    SleepyGhost Banned

    Jan 1, 2018
    i really liked the album
     
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  15. Misfit
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    Misfit CHAKRA KHAN

    Jan 1, 2018
    That denial line
     
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  16. Robot
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    Jan 1, 2018
    I’m awake in your morning, that’s why I ride and I shine, like a new day is dawned on me


    Since I’m manure she is a sewer, this time, this piece of s--- is running through her

    I just got the air about me like wind chimes

    Cause real t-ts are still fun
    But everybody knows fake t-ts are still better than real ones

    But I'm stiff as a statue, you sat on a shelf
    I feel like I'ma bust
     
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  17. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jan 1, 2018
    Your first and last examples are actually examples of a punchline done right
     
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  18. The Box
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    Jan 1, 2018
    "You got buns, I got asperger's"
     
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  19. Robot
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    Jan 1, 2018
    Thread title : post worst punchlines/LINES from Revival, which explains my others.
     
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