Dec 15, 2017

And. I. Started. From. The. Bottom. Why oh why can't he rap normal anymore? It's a problem but a small one here so I can overlook it. First verse is pretty good. The "My neighbors say HI!" and "Grew up on WIC WIC WIC with a shortfuse" are small, probably meaningless things to the fans who started listening around Relapse but for a guy who's been with Eminem since February of 1999 it's small things like that that really remind me why I used to love this man's music. Hook and beat are fire. Singing Eminem>>>>> On paper this hook is and should corny but he does a great job. TESish. The little details that are added to the beat as it goes along are f---ing great. This is a vintage Eminem beat. Man, for somebody with such an allegedly great work ethic this dude is f---ing lazy as s---. I don't know why he can't or won't just produce an album himself while doing the hooks himself. GREAT THINGS happen more often than not when he does that. Lazy f---er. Oh well. Verse 2. Did he just say he was force fed a terd? Rewinded it and yeah. Goddamnit. Missed that my first few listens. So unnecessary and although I don't like it but I can overlook that. Love the throwback to Cleaning Out My Closet. This proof bit and subsequent verse are f---ing flames. This is as good as current Eminem can get. d---, we might be in for a great album.

Whoa. That beat outro though>>>>>>> Sounds straight out of 2002-2004. Crazy that he's still capable of little things like that.

 

Dec 15, 2017

I will be listening to this in full tonight and will be posting my thoughts as I'm listening. Do I hate it? Did @Koolo change my mind and love it? Is the answer somewhere in between? The answers to all of those questions will be coming here tonight.


For now though I got first page spots for sale in this historic, final M Solo Thread.

 

Dec 15, 2017

Who the f--- is this guy? Mods ban this f---ing peasant from my thread. I don't need some no name peon questioning who I am? FOH you f---ing bum.

Anyhow, let's get started. I'm reviewing WOW last so we'll start with Believe. Here we go...

 

Dec 15, 2017

What the f--- is this Interlude?????? This beat is 10/10. Is this an angel? Who is singing? I don't know what the f--- that was or where it came from or why it was there but that was immaculate. 10/10. Beautiful.

 

Dec 15, 2017

Well YEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAA Hello There Rick Rubin! Now you're sampling I Love Rock and Roll for more of that trailer park rap that NO MOTHER f---ing BODY asked for in the first place. For f---'s sake lol. Thank f--- I still have Phresher's hook still stuck in my head.

That butt won't ever give up. That's why it always sticks out. Mmmkk, virgin. Sidenote- I guarantee Eminem has never f----- women as hot as I have. I PROMISE YOU THAT.

Your booty is heavy duty- like diarrhea. Jesus f---ing Christ. Honest to God when and where did he start this stuff. And who does he thinks enjoys it? Man, f--- this guy.


Nothing to say about the rest of this bs song. I hope you guys that dickrode MMLP2 so hard or happy because this is the result. f--- Rick Rubin.

 

Dec 15, 2017

Ed Sheeran can be dope but this is really f---ing poppy s--- on his d-ck? Has what his ex-lax??????!!!!?!?!?!? f---, here we go. Legacy, verse 3, all over again. Hi Suzanne. Bye Suzanne! f---ing Christ lol.

Half way through the second verse and I need to rewind it because I haven't been listening to what he's saying. Can't get over how f---ing terrible that first verse is. And this is your next SINGLE? f--- me, man. This makes me yearn for lyrics like "window pane". I can't do the poop and diahrea puns. When and why did he start doing this?

Okay I'll try and move on. I like the singing that starts the next verse but I don't even give a s--- what he is saying because one, that first verse destroyed the song and two. These fictitious love songs are TIRED. It's 2017 you p---- it's time to start f---ing other guys' b------s while wearing Gucci Flip Flops you f---ing simp.

Whoa. This is a great bridge. Shame it's on a terrible song. He's sorry. He f----- up. Is he talking to the imaginary girl or to the listener. I hope that was to me.

 

Dec 15, 2017

Going to get started as soon as my girlfriend heads out for her Christmas party. 30 minutes or so. And yes Solo is going to be giving his thoughts on an Eminem album while I'm getting cheated on for not going

f--- it though I do what I want

 

Dec 15, 2017

*adjusts the brightness of my nearest lamp and reaches for my reading glasses*

 

Dec 15, 2017

Wait. Where the f--- did the Interlude beat go? And what the f--- is this? WOW. This beat. I know he's pop rap now but this a little over the top. This sounds like something from the f---ing Mighty Ducks when Coach Bombay is giving a pep talk in the Championship game.

So this is the Trump song? Where is the anger? Where is the venom you used to have? These are love taps. Did you just make a pickle pun about....f--- me, yes he did. Come on, bro. You hate Trump. Where is the anger from the cypher much less something like COMC or I Remember. Tell you hope he has a heart attack. Tell him you hope he catches a bullet. Something! Guess not. The nod to the Shady National Convention was neat but.... he had so much to do here and I can't believe this is what we got. Alicia sounded good but does she ever not? Next.

 

Dec 31, 2017

This album isn't even worth finishing my review.

At the end of the day I rank it....


TES
MMLP
Recovery
SSLP
Encore
Relapse
Revival
MMLP2

The only songs I'll be revisiting are Believe, In Your Head and Walk On Water. Castle and Arose are alright songs but they have been done before and better. (When I'm Gone, Deja Vu, GTC, GOF) Not bad songs but Christ f---ing Castle was a rushed, missed opportunity if I've ever seen one. What a shame. In Your Head was another verse away from being a classic but as it is it's a very, very good song. WOW really grew on me but it's so incredibly baffling to me that he opens up this album acknowledging all of his criticisms and then proceeds to give us an album full of all of them. Heat is trailer trash rap that nobody asked for. Framed is embarrassingly bad song. He thought Relapse was s--- and so did we so why revert back to that? Um, I still haven't listened to Offended and the Pink song all the way through. Both are 0/10's. What else... Oh yeah, the hook and the first verse for Untouchable were f---ing flawless. 10/10 vintage Eminem. Too bad the rest of the song s----d.

All in all a very forgettable(at best) album and I give it a 2/10.

Hopefully the terrible sales and response from critics lights a fire under a--- and he comes back with a vengeance for one last, truly classic album and if he does I'll be back. Until then though.....

It's been real everybody. Solo Out

RIP M SOLO
2004-2017

@eminemsxn


Edit- Somebody mention the Eminem section. My final post is kind of important. Catch you guys on the flip side

 

Dec 15, 2017

Watching the end of the OKC game so I'm taking a little break but man I can't get over what he did, or didn't do, on the Trump song. Call him a p---- for not responding to your Freestyle. Bring up Bannon's obese a---. Something, anything. You left no stone unturned when you were at war with Everlast and LimpBizkit. Why not do that here? Go for the f---ing jugular. This Kumbaya/We Are The World type bs won't cut it for me.

 

Dec 15, 2017

LOL at this Intro. Thanks a lot for the contribution Dr Dre. I think he hates Eminem as much as I do lol. The f--- was that?

 

Dec 15, 2017

You guys know what I think about Untouchable. LOVE the first half. That hook and first verse is f---ing fantastic. I don't care what anybody says that s--- is on par with anything he's done since he's returned. Small slip in the second verse but still good. Really don't care for the second part but it's not bad. It's just not as good as the first half IMO.

Aside from the train wreck second half of the Chloraseptic I've got to give it to him. He's doing really good so far.

 

Dec 15, 2017

was gonna invest in some bitcoin but a first page post here is sure to bring me more profit in the long run

 

Dec 15, 2017

Bro how can you not like fraaaaaammmmeeedd

 

Dec 15, 2017

Okay, Chloraseptic. He's experimenting and this should be a disaster butso far so good. First verse is forgettable but he did his thing. CHORUS IS FLAMES!!! That dude killed it. Beat is alright too for what it is.

Did he just make a burp noise? Why???? Moving on he's not saying a lot but nothing egregious so far. You're a has-been to f--- boy is great. I actually like this.

Okay he's losing me with this flow. This kind of s--- is really taking me out of the song and I'm ready to hit skip. This song just went of the rails real quick. What the f--- did he just say about vaginas? Ugh. That song was okayish and almost enjoyable but that 30 seconds in the last verse is unbearable. I don't hate the whole song but I don't think I'll be going back to that anytime soon. Fhresher, or whatever the f--- his name is, needs to go remix that s--- on his own. He killed it.

 

Dec 22, 2017

Sorry guys I've been really busy. And.... I think my opinion might be changing. I'll elaborate when I continue my review.

































@Koolo

 

Dec 16, 2017

I'll be finishing this tomorrow. I've got a lot more to say.

 

Dec 15, 2017

First