Dec 15, 2017 Who the f--- is this guy? Mods ban this f---ing peasant from my thread. I don't need some no name peon questioning who I am? FOH you f---ing bum. Anyhow, let's get started. I'm reviewing WOW last so we'll start with Believe. Here we go...
Dec 15, 2017 And. I. Started. From. The. Bottom. Why oh why can't he rap normal anymore? It's a problem but a small one here so I can overlook it. First verse is pretty good. The "My neighbors say HI!" and "Grew up on WIC WIC WIC with a shortfuse" are small, probably meaningless things to the fans who started listening around Relapse but for a guy who's been with Eminem since February of 1999 it's small things like that that really remind me why I used to love this man's music. Hook and beat are fire. Singing Eminem>>>>> On paper this hook is and should corny but he does a great job. TESish. The little details that are added to the beat as it goes along are f---ing great. This is a vintage Eminem beat. Man, for somebody with such an allegedly great work ethic this dude is f---ing lazy as s---. I don't know why he can't or won't just produce an album himself while doing the hooks himself. GREAT THINGS happen more often than not when he does that. Lazy f---er. Oh well. Verse 2. Did he just say he was force fed a terd? Rewinded it and yeah. Goddamnit. Missed that my first few listens. So unnecessary and although I don't like it but I can overlook that. Love the throwback to Cleaning Out My Closet. This proof bit and subsequent verse are f---ing flames. This is as good as current Eminem can get. d---, we might be in for a great album. Whoa. That beat outro though>>>>>>> Sounds straight out of 2002-2004. Crazy that he's still capable of little things like that.
Dec 15, 2017 2nd verse of chloraseptic when starts rapping about his d-ck. At that point the album just goes nowhere
Dec 15, 2017 Okay, Chloraseptic. He's experimenting and this should be a disaster butso far so good. First verse is forgettable but he did his thing. CHORUS IS FLAMES!!! That dude killed it. Beat is alright too for what it is. Did he just make a burp noise? Why???? Moving on he's not saying a lot but nothing egregious so far. You're a has-been to f--- boy is great. I actually like this. Okay he's losing me with this flow. This kind of s--- is really taking me out of the song and I'm ready to hit skip. This song just went of the rails real quick. What the f--- did he just say about vaginas? Ugh. That song was okayish and almost enjoyable but that 30 seconds in the last verse is unbearable. I don't hate the whole song but I don't think I'll be going back to that anytime soon. Fhresher, or whatever the f--- his name is, needs to go remix that s--- on his own. He killed it.
Dec 15, 2017 Yeah, I like the zombie track too minus the awful audio. That's about it. I don't even care much for the closing tracks tbh. I just want em songs produced by em.
Dec 15, 2017 You guys know what I think about Untouchable. LOVE the first half. That hook and first verse is f---ing fantastic. I don't care what anybody says that s--- is on par with anything he's done since he's returned. Small slip in the second verse but still good. Really don't care for the second part but it's not bad. It's just not as good as the first half IMO. Aside from the train wreck second half of the Chloraseptic I've got to give it to him. He's doing really good so far.
Dec 15, 2017 Ed Sheeran can be dope but this is really f---ing poppy s--- on his d-ck? Has what his ex-lax??????!!!!?!?!?!? f---, here we go. Legacy, verse 3, all over again. Hi Suzanne. Bye Suzanne! f---ing Christ lol. Half way through the second verse and I need to rewind it because I haven't been listening to what he's saying. Can't get over how f---ing terrible that first verse is. And this is your next SINGLE? f--- me, man. This makes me yearn for lyrics like "window pane". I can't do the poop and diahrea puns. When and why did he start doing this? Okay I'll try and move on. I like the singing that starts the next verse but I don't even give a s--- what he is saying because one, that first verse destroyed the song and two. These fictitious love songs are TIRED. It's 2017 you p---- it's time to start f---ing other guys' b------s while wearing Gucci Flip Flops you f---ing simp. Whoa. This is a great bridge. Shame it's on a terrible song. He's sorry. He f----- up. Is he talking to the imaginary girl or to the listener. I hope that was to me.
Dec 15, 2017 LOL at this Intro. Thanks a lot for the contribution Dr Dre. I think he hates Eminem as much as I do lol. The f--- was that?
Dec 15, 2017 Well YEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAA Hello There Rick Rubin! Now you're sampling I Love Rock and Roll for more of that trailer park rap that NO MOTHER f---ing BODY asked for in the first place. For f---'s sake lol. Thank f--- I still have Phresher's hook still stuck in my head. That butt won't ever give up. That's why it always sticks out. Mmmkk, virgin. Sidenote- I guarantee Eminem has never f----- women as hot as I have. I PROMISE YOU THAT. Your booty is heavy duty- like diarrhea. Jesus f---ing Christ. Honest to God when and where did he start this stuff. And who does he thinks enjoys it? Man, f--- this guy. Nothing to say about the rest of this bs song. I hope you guys that dickrode MMLP2 so hard or happy because this is the result. f--- Rick Rubin.
