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Eminem Best Posts: Eminem needs to quit saying random s---

  1. 1999
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    1999

    Dec 17, 2017
    that's the biggest problem with his wordplay its just random

    ''I guess im in an egyptian river because im in denial''

    That's not how good wordplay is done, it needs to make sense. Why the f--- would the largest rapper in history be in a f---ing egyptian river, the s--- doesn't make any sense. Thought I would point that out because I know you dickriders are gonna say

    'TYLER HE MEANS DENIAL LIKE THE NILE RIVER HAHA DUMBASS'

    yeah no s--- the line is garbage
     
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  2. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

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    So it's people like you we have to thank for the reason he's so dog s--- now? f--- you you slack jawed, mouth breathing r-----.
     
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  3. Knox
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    Knox

    Dec 17, 2017
    0/10 thread. Em has always done this.
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    Dec 17, 2017
    In B4 Em Stans
     
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  5. 1999
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    1999

    Dec 17, 2017
    that would have been the best bar on revival
     
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  6. debauch
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    debauch

    Dec 17, 2017
    His Corny puns/punchlines are from recovery onwards. The "we're in a pickle...it's a big diiiillll" line..... :comeon:
     
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  7. 1999
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    1999

    Dec 17, 2017
    yeah thats what I'm saying

    Quit chasing money, Nevermind, you just a baby
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. 1999
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    1999

    Dec 17, 2017
    I'm gonna start writing bars just like Eminem

    ''I might be in the navy cause you know I love the semen''
     
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  9. NAES
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    Dec 17, 2017
    "quit playing with the scissors and s---, and cut the crap"

    Wtf does scissors have to do with anything, Em???? These types of lines arent clever at all. Theyre basically Dad jokes on a beat
     
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  10. 1999
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    1999

    Dec 17, 2017
    If only Em did
     
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  11. Wreckless
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    Dec 17, 2017
    At least i tried
     
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  12. reesey
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    Dec 17, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. attila
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    Dec 17, 2017
    “Your booty is heavy dooty like diarrhea”

    “I just got the air about me, like wind chimes”

    You putting glade on these b------s?
     
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  14. Wreckless
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    Dec 17, 2017
    I'm stabbing myself with a f---ing knife in the gut, while I'm wiping my butt!
     
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  16. 1999
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    1999

    Dec 17, 2017
    This would actually make sense considering my name tho
    :jordanlaff:
     
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  17. 1999
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    1999

    Dec 17, 2017
    Nobody can understand what you're saying
     
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  18. 1999
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    1999

    Dec 17, 2017
    if we're talking corny punchlines he's got that for days but at least that takes a little bit of work like

    's--- my d-ck on the couch if you want to cushion the blow'

    its stupid but its a little clever i guess, random Homophone bars are not
     
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    Dec 17, 2017

    this one is phenomenal
    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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  20. RobTheDude
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    RobTheDude This that Bada$$-assination

    Dec 17, 2017
    Btw the whole hook references classic album covers, which have babies on it
     
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