Eminem Best Posts: Koolo Presents: Final Revival Review + Songs Ranking

  1. Oldboy
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    Dec 18, 2017
    I feel bad, for people who wont give this album the chance to brighten their life...Revival has one of the best replay value i ever witnessed

    i remember when i had to lie to people or more like lie to myself and pretend to like mmlp2, i used to maybe listen to it once every 3 days for the first month...but revival been on repeat daily when i run when i game when i forum when i drive when i f--- it already has more plays than mmlp2

    so, on to it...this is his most personal album with bad husband/castle/arose...this is his most aware album with walk on water/believe/nowhere fast/in your head...this is his most conceptual album...there is no way around it, this album is a classic...yes it has two turds, but it also has s--- tons of classic songs that i will ignore the turds, yes it can work that way..this is his final ranking

    TES
    MMLP
    SSLP
    REVIVAL
    RECOVERY
    ENCORE
    MMLP2
    RELAPSE

    the songs ranking and rating, this is final, not debatable, best songs in order

    Arose 10
    Believe 10
    Castle 9.5
    Bad Husband 9.5
    In your head 9.5 (the second verse is 2 seconds feel before you c-m)
    nowhere fast 9 (its about his rap career u f---ing idiots, not love song)
    Framed 8.5
    Like Home 8
    Chloraseptic 8
    Walk on Water 8
    Heat 8
    River 8
    Tragic Endings 7.5
    Need me 7
    Untouchable 4
    Offended 3
    Remind me 1

    since i been the most vocal and supportive of this album, and the one who changed the opinion of many people, i have decided to abuse the tag @EminemSXN and use it for my thread, f--- yall
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Dec 18, 2017
    wow you actually linked this trash as an example of how good a flow should be

    i f---ing hate todays music, i swear i hate it..f--- u all...

    i am considered old now i guess, cuz i cant stand this music
     
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  3. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Dec 18, 2017
    :CryFamm: "Okay, so ladies and gentlemen let's strip away everything
    And see the main reason that I feel like a lame piece of s---

    Or should I sound cranky and bitter
    Complain, beef and bicker 'bout the same things
    'Cause when I look at me, I don't see what they see
    I feel ashamed, greedy

    And lately I've been contemplating
    Escaping to get away and go wherever this road takes me
    It's making me crazy within my"

    Anyone who says this isnt a top tier em song is a r-----
     
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  4. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Dec 18, 2017
    Anyone who disagrees with "this is his most personal album with bad husband/castle/arose...this is his most aware album with walk on water/believe/nowhere fast/in your head..." i'll fight you. This is by far his most personal album..he has moments of vulnerability in other albums but if you strip away some filler s--- he is exposed like a nerve in almost every song.
     
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  5. Oldboy
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    btw since most ppl dont listen to songs more than once, in your head is Eminem hating what his rap career turned out to be
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    Dec 18, 2017
    Thank you for forcing me to listen again so I like it more. Can't rank it as high as you do in his catalog (or rate most of the songs so high) and some are truly terrible, but there are some real gems on here. And some that grew on me a lot.

    Nowhere fast the gem
     
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  7. Oldboy
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    i bet, you like most people, dont know what the song is about..i swear i see so many people call it rehashed love song, its driving me nuts
     
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  8. Worm
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    Dec 18, 2017
    I hated it the first listen and then slowly I couldn't stop listening to it. I feel like I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and my hairs going to be bleached blonde
     
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  9. Oldboy
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    i have listened to rockstar almost 200 times, by force ofc since its everywhere

    i will never understand nor like todays music, i f---ing hate u all
     
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  10. Oldboy
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    its 17 songs album, i know some ppl dont care about that, but i do...cut the 3 awful songs, and its 14 album songs, more than most albums

    im good calling it classic
     
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  11. rapmusik
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    on the surface it might seem choppy (based on how he's emphasizing his words), but he manages to hit each drum beat perfectly.
     
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  12. Oldboy
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    and here it goes, in your head second verse is the best Eminem flow of all time, and yes i know the irony since its a choppy flow

    but i cant fathom my head around how good he did it
     
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  13. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Dec 18, 2017
    Stan Koolo is my favorite Koolo
     
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  14. Zarra
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    Castle and Arose are masterpieces.
     
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  15. GawDEDEDE
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    Dec 18, 2017
    Believe has to be the most epic Em song post hiatus. That f---ing incredible production, the piano, the build up of energy. In many ways it feels like Lose Yourself 2, it follows brilliantly in continuity. I get goosebumps every time I hear it.
     
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  16. Michael Myers
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    p----
     
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  17. Mikey
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    Dec 18, 2017
    @Koolo i do enjoy many songs but there is some truly awful songs on it too.

    It is for sure no where near a classic.
     
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  18. Oldboy
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    Dec 18, 2017
    i bet you some ppl legit hate it, but huge amount of people currently hating it dont rly hate it, they just dont know they love it cuz they didnt give it a fair shot
     
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    iFlawless I love Ana de Armas

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  20. Oldboy
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    overdose
     
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