Eminem Best Posts: REVIVAL IS THE BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME OMGGGG

  1. PoorMerovingianDynasty
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    Dec 20, 2017
    amn i am new to the new generation raps and i hate ‘em , so I just wanted to go back to the man i started listening rap from , this man Eminem . I just listened to revival and i want to give the 10 reasons that REVIVAL is the BEST ALBUM OF THIS DECADE (maybe all time , but i think that Gucci g--- is a bit better)
    –DISCLAIMER– I AM NOT TROLLING , this is my opinion , i know a lot of people will think i am trolling cause there are a lot of em sxn80 trollers nowadays but guys this is my opinion and if it is mine it must be true cause i have been listening to rap for 1-2 yeers non stop , so please don’t say it’s troll and take my s--- seriously , i ain’t no post malone MFer.
    1)it has eminem rapping :
    a white boy (ok he is a man now but who gives a f---?) rapping is what i want to have every day , i want to be listening to the radio and hearing this d--- voice that makes you know he is the best of all time , people say that his older voice sounds girlish , but i d--- f--- with it , like i have fapped with it once (no f---ing joke)
    2)it is such a masterpiece:
    it combines everyshit in this world , it has rap , rock , pop , jazz , piano , BEYONCE , it has BEYONCE , this album has everything , i mean even if you don’t like de eminem you can’t deny that he wants to please you in every way possible , whenever you hear this album you can’t deny that you GET HYPED IN EVERY SONG , even if you are post malon MFer that drinks from a golden fiask you can’t just deny that you f--- with songs liek ’‘River’‘ ’‘Nowhere Fast’‘
    3)it has the real slim shady:
    for all the stans we know what we want , a few slim shadyrino trax , and this is what he get on ’‘Framed’‘ ’‘Offended’‘ and it is something i missed cause i listened to mmlp in 2015 and i waited for slim shadyerino to come back i seriously am so hyped i listen to offended now and the hook is serioysly sommething you can’t just stop f---in with it , i mean if there was a section with 80 perfect songs , this would be in it
    4)eminem made it:
    d--- that’s a fact , whatever the man who is the best rapper of this planet creates is a s--- , mmlp sold 3 million and tes sold 4 million , LIKE GUYS BE HUMBLE , he was a good kid in a bad (or maad) city and he grew up to be the goat , so you can’t deny that even if he makes an album called Nas Illmatic , he will make that s--- look good (even if the original sux)
    5)it has rick rubin:
    beastie boys god , you can’t deny s--- that he is the goat producer that made s--- liek Whatca Want and Gucci g--- , and he has interviewed a fa---- that was called Duckworth of Fuckworth or something but let’s forget that
    6)it has Ed Sheeran:
    f--- IT GUYS , HE HAS A f---in POP SINGER GOAT ON THIS ALBUM AND YOU GONNA DENY IT IS GODLIKE , PLS s--- HIS f---in c--- , HE HAS A f---in IDOL IN THIS ALBUM THAT COULD BEAT NAS IN A RAP VATTLE (ok he maybe could not but who cares he is goat pop)
    7)it is his revival:
    first he relapsed , then recovered , and now he IS REVIVING , LIKE THE f--- GUYS GO p---- A BUTTERFLY’S a--- IF YOU CAN’T ACCEPT THAT HE IS A GENIUS EVEN WITH HIS ALBUM NAMES
    8)it has goat tracks:
    ok jokes aside , even though i had strong arguments up there , this is the realest , HE HAS GODLIKE TRACKS , LIKE YOU CAN SAY s--- ALL DAY BUT NO ONE WILL GIVE A f--- ABOUT YOU , HE CAN SAY ONE GOOD THING AND EVERYONE HE BOW TO HIM , he is saying stories again like stan , in his 6th track ’‘Bad Guy’‘ he is doing the sequel to Stan he is overly dedicated to rap like SHUT THE f--- UP GUYS HE IS COMING BACK WHY CAN’T YOU FACE IT , he is a god i love it
    9)it has X Ambassadors:
    i know that after the scandal of X Ambassadors having gay sex eminem would not have them on his album , btw this is a copypasta from rg, he got them on his album , proving he AIN’T NO HOMOPHONE , HE IS A REAL GOAT AND RESPECTS PEOPLE
    10)it disses fa----s like kedrick lamar:
    THAT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT s--- THIS MAN DOES , HE JUST f---s EVERY OTHER f---er THAT WANTS TO BE LIKE HIM , in the song Offended he has the line ’‘You ain’t so humble’‘ so HE IS DISSING A f---in NEW GENERATIONER , eminem was the youngest head n----- in charge , now he is the oldest , he has a C4 which he gonna throw at untitle unmastered fa----s
     
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    I can’t even fathom what’s worse, this thread or the way you type.
     
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