Dec 22, 2017

So I was invited to a college dorm party.

Actually, well let me rephrase that, *ahem* I somehow convinced this dude I know at school that he should let me go. I'm not usually a party type of guy... you know? Like I'm kind of awkward, fat and out of it and always doing a lot of weed . SO anyway, I told the dude to let me come cause i'll be the DJ and blow the roof off the joint! So he looked at me like he wasn't so sure but he said f--- it I can come.

so I get there around 9:30 PM. im wearing my shady xv shirt as per usual and some cargo shorts. im excited as heck. my first party. This is gonna be DOPE AF! Im gonna show these mofuckinass sportsy douches how to really get lit to some good a--- real s---.

So then at some point I walked up to this dude and some of his friends. I convinced them to let me connect my ipod to the speakers and play some music.

After a bit I turn on the whole Revival album. As it started, some people gave me strange glances but I ignored it. I tried to spark more conversations with the dude who got me there and another chick but they both ignored me. Someone shouted "WHAT IS THIS" and burst out laughing. Once it got to Remind Me this chick unplugged my iPod, threw it at me and called me a weirdo for playing that "corny a--- old man trash" I begged for them to let me play more, but they refused and then ended up telling me to leave because I and my musical taste offend them. Now I'm outside a Mcdonalds using their free wifi. s--- this sucks. This s--- is not right dude! Why can't they comprehend how f---in genius and how much of a b-----r this album is? f---ing imbeciles. I'm so done with haters of Marshall's masterpiece.

 

Dec 22, 2017

Decent troll concept lazy execution

 

Dec 22, 2017

probably a troll post, but at this point this album is a meme

 

Dec 22, 2017

im smart, i only play Revival at my local Klan rallies.

 

Dec 22, 2017

Worst troll attempt ever.

Close thread, ban OP.

 

Dec 22, 2017

 

Dec 22, 2017

Imagine playing Eminem at a party... Imagine that. The only exception is "Shake That".

 

Dec 22, 2017

Is this copypasta

 

Dec 22, 2017

Funniest post I've seen in a while lol

 

Dec 23, 2017

Once I played The Eminem Show(Sing For The Moment song) in front of a chick in my car. She said I've got a wack taste in music lmao. And she listens to Shawn Mendes, Fifth Harmony, Zayn Malik and Justin Bieber.