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Eminem Best Posts: Dope Eminems Punchlines?

  1. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Jan 11, 2018
    Now I've been hip-hop in it's tip-top form
    Since N.W.A was blaring through my car windows
    Leaning on the horn, screaming "f--- the police!" like cop p---
    Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn
    f--- top five, b----, I'm top four
    And that includes Biggie and Pac, whor-
    And I got an Evil Twin
    So who the f--- do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
     
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  2. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Jan 11, 2018
    True statement, hate to go down this road
    But there's only one route to cross this bridge
    So I walk in this b---- with loose change
    'Cause all my dues paid, but this booth's takin' its toll

    probably his best ever tbh
     
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  3. NAES
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    NAES gay

    Jan 11, 2018
    Pretty much all of "All I Think About"
     
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  4. UofLCard
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    UofLCard MCMXC

    Jan 13, 2018
    Pedigree/pet agree :weebey:
     
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  5. Evad
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    Evad Balls

    Jan 12, 2018
    you gotta take everything he says as an opposite meaning
     
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  6. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Jan 11, 2018
    “I’ll punch Lana Del Rey in the face twice like Ray Rice”

    That’s a PUNCH LINE, get it?

    “If I ever meet my match, imma strike that b---- first”

    “Ima put this s--- in park like dog s---”

    “Stick my d-ck in a circle, but I’m not f---ing around”
     
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  7. CavalierTD
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    CavalierTD The Pride of Pittsburgh

    Jan 11, 2018
    ik there's a lot of awful ones tbh, but there's some really good ones too. I'll kick it off with an obvious one, "its's cuz I'm an alien. That's why I write 'till the page is outta space!" One of my favorite eminem punchlines so far.
     
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  8. SubwaySam
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    SubwaySam

    Jan 12, 2018
    These aren't punchlines.
    :srsguy:
     
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  9. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    Jan 12, 2018
    I was Born with a d-ck in my brain. Yeah f----- in the head.

    :mynig2:
     
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  10. Jb27
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    Jb27

    Jan 12, 2018
    Cause we only got so much time in this world
    So rewind it to your high school dance to the night before If you think you're promised tomorrow
     
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  11. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Jan 11, 2018
    :dead::wow5:
     
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  12. AEIOU
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    AEIOU

    Jan 12, 2018
    I don't rap to get the women, f--- b------s/
    Gimme a fat slut that cooks, and does dishes
     
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  13. joeyp363
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    joeyp363

    Jan 12, 2018
    Listen to won't back down if you guys haven't heard it already. Lots of dope punchlines. Love the rimjob line and the batsman punchlines. Very clever stuff
     
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  14. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Jan 11, 2018
    Em got all the haters on that Remix...Em cant be stopped
     
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  15. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jan 12, 2018
    Eminem has never really been great at punchlines and his post-Hiatus work is filled with awful cringeworthy lines

    However he has a decent one every once in awhile

    I always liked the one on Untitled where he says

    Time to put the math back in Mathers
    'Cause I'm a f---in problem
     
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  16. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Jan 12, 2018
    Its actually one of the most obvious punchlines in this thread
     
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