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Eminem Dope Eminems Punchlines?

Started by CavalierTD, Jan 11, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. CavalierTD
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    CavalierTD The Pride of Pittsburgh

    Jan 11, 2018
    ik there's a lot of awful ones tbh, but there's some really good ones too. I'll kick it off with an obvious one, "its's cuz I'm an alien. That's why I write 'till the page is outta space!" One of my favorite eminem punchlines so far.
     
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  2. NAES
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    NAES gay

    Jan 11, 2018
    Pretty much all of "All I Think About"
     
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  3. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Jan 11, 2018
    “I’ll punch Lana Del Rey in the face twice like Ray Rice”

    That’s a PUNCH LINE, get it?

    “If I ever meet my match, imma strike that b---- first”

    “Ima put this s--- in park like dog s---”

    “Stick my d-ck in a circle, but I’m not f---ing around”
     
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  4. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Jan 11, 2018
    Em got all the haters on that Remix...Em cant be stopped
     
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  6. Groovy Tony
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    Jan 11, 2018
    Now I've been hip-hop in it's tip-top form
    Since N.W.A was blaring through my car windows
    Leaning on the horn, screaming "f--- the police!" like cop p---
    Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn
    f--- top five, b----, I'm top four
    And that includes Biggie and Pac, whor-
    And I got an Evil Twin
    So who the f--- do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
     
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Jan 11, 2018
    :dead::wow5:
     
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    True statement, hate to go down this road
    But there's only one route to cross this bridge
    So I walk in this b---- with loose change
    'Cause all my dues paid, but this booth's takin' its toll

    probably his best ever tbh
     
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  9. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Jan 11, 2018
    should of said

    "used to walk in this b---- with loose change
    now all my dues paid, but this booth's takin its toll" tbh

    would of made more sense
     
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    Jan 12, 2018
    Listen to won't back down if you guys haven't heard it already. Lots of dope punchlines. Love the rimjob line and the batsman punchlines. Very clever stuff
     
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Jan 12, 2018
    Recovery got a lot of s--- for having corny punchlines and wordplay, but I actually really dig the wordplay on the album. It’s cool to see Eminem doing Lil-Wayne style lines
     
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    Evad Balls

    Jan 12, 2018
    you gotta take everything he says as an opposite meaning
     
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    Cause we only got so much time in this world
    So rewind it to your high school dance to the night before If you think you're promised tomorrow
     
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

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    I was Born with a d-ck in my brain. Yeah f----- in the head.

    :mynig2:
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    Jan 12, 2018
    The alien/out of space line on chlora whatever was dope not sure if it qualifies as a punchline
     
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    The Box

    Jan 12, 2018
    “And I’m nuts so who wants a plain Eminem?”
     
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    The Real Slim Shady

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    ‘Take a look at Mariah next time I inspire you to write a song, cmon’
     
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    AEIOU

    Jan 12, 2018
    I don't rap to get the women, f--- b------s/
    Gimme a fat slut that cooks, and does dishes
     
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    AEIOU

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    You're f---ing with vets, dog, f---ing internet bloggers
    "I sit in front of my computer all day
    And comment on everything, I'm an expert on everything, Everything sucks—play the next song!"
    Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you idiot prick
    With Biggie and kicked the living s--- out you, I'd be dead wrong
     
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    Jan 12, 2018
    I'm not a fan of punchlines in general.

    Why is Em obsessed with them these days. Did he even do them before 2009?
     
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