Eminem Best Posts: Koolo Presents: Kamikaze Official Review/Rating thread + best scheme

  1. Oldboy
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    Sep 6, 2018
    a week has passed by, oh my !
    and im still on that kami high !

    thought i would start this thread with bars, hi @StanSXN ...its time to get into this

    Ringer
    Not your typical structured song, from a fa---- point of view it seems like its all over the place, but for the trained ear, this is Eminem in a boxing match proven why and how he is the best, using many different flows without losing a step...lyrics wise its perfect tho it dwindles a tiny bit in the middle
    best scheme: Line in the sand
    Rating: 9.5

    Greatest
    i have been vocal about my hatred to rappity rap eminem, however he is using it perfectly here, he is actually sticking to a subject unlike his previous efforts..hook and beat amazing
    scheme: m16 (Actually best scheme on entire album)
    rating: 9

    Lucky you
    i wouldnt be surprised if this song is considered Em greatest or in the convo at least in the next 5 years...there is zero flaws in here, absolute perfection
    scheme: what happened to rap
    rating: 10

    Normal
    this is the weakest song on the album, but even the weakest song on kami isnt bad...he is obviously copyin drake but em has always been s-----y with relationship songs due to not having sex in a long time
    scheme: i dunno tbh
    rating: 7

    SS
    this album showcased perfectly why personal songs dont work for replay value...while this song is amazing its my least favorite...its too personal....however thankfully the addictive beat makes re-visiting a fun ride
    scheme: singing part in third verse
    rating: 9

    Not Alike
    finally...a royce verse i loved and not corny...phenomenal hook and Eminem sub machine gun with the beat switch is probably my favorite part of the album...it legit scary moment and i am sure kelly farted first time he heard that
    scheme: nina
    rating: 9

    Kami
    finally...a fun song that works!...this is the first great fun song Em made since without me...and this proves em can get away with some lyrics if the song is actually good
    scheme: the hook
    rating: 8

    Fall
    i didnt like this at first, it felt too slow for Eminem...but by my third listen i was in love...Eminem doesnt do this type of songs often...it almost felt like a romance song if you didnt understand English...the methodology of this song is say more with less..he owned everyone with saying as least as possible
    scheme: inspired
    rating: 9.5

    nice guy
    song is slept on...hard....i was too sleeping but the alarm hit...song is a must on an album full of hate..full of attacks...we needed someone to remind us Em is a nice guy..addictive hook and beat
    scheme: s--- my d-ck
    rating: 8

    Good guy
    i loved this song since the first listen..and i got hated on...slowly ppl admitting how good this song is, sadly not enough verses
    scheme: hurts my core
    rating: 9

    Venom
    VENOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...my personal favorite song...the energy is absolute phenomenal and not like that s-----y phenomenal song
    scheme: marvel that
    rating: 9

    final verdict: too early to call classic but if someone paint you a blue drawing is there a chance that drawing will be red in 5 months? tho i cannot call it a classic yet im sure it will be

    i encourage you all to also rate the album with me
     
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  2. Holy Water
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    Sep 6, 2018
    em has always been s-----y with relationship songs due to not havingsex in a long time

    :em55:
     
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  3. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Sep 6, 2018
    best review I've ever read
     
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  4. Jerome
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    Sep 6, 2018
    I still really like the album.

    immense replay value
     
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  5. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Sep 6, 2018
    "From a fa---- point of view"

    :dead:
     
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  6. Holy Water
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    The ringer : 8/ totally sets the mood for the album. He just rips s--- apart

    Greatest : 7 / good but drags at the end

    Lucky you : 9 / finally rapping fast without choppy flow. And he manged to outdo joyners verse which was already incredible.

    Normal : 6 /nothing special but it's not skip worthy

    Stepping stone :7 / i have exact same opinion as you. Personal songs for the most part don't have much replay value but stepping stone is a good listen.

    Not alike: 8 / love this beat. Suited Em really well. Royce verse is dull..sounded like hes not even interested.

    Kamikaze :8.5 / finally a fun song by Em which actually a b-----r.

    Nice guy.: 8 / s--- MYY DIIIICK. glad Em replaced skylar with this new chick. She did great on both songs.

    Good guy : 9.5/ my fav song on the album.

    Venom: 9/ it maybe just a promotional song for a movie but it suited perfectly as an outro.


    Final thots: album was perfectly executed and achieved what it was aiming for with Zero filler.


    :futuaface::futuaface::futuaface:
     
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  7. Don Marshall
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    The Ringer:
    By far the best first track on an Em album since White America. Bad Guy Verse 4 is insane and a Top 10 Verse from Em for me, but the rest, ugh...
    The Song foreshadows very well what the listener has to expect from the rest of the record...
    Rating: 9

    Greatest:
    Like the intro a lot, the beat is great, the hook is also kinda catchy and the verses(especially Verse 1 and 3) + his delivery are pure fire. The M16 Line is maybe the best punchline of the whole album.
    Rating: 9.5

    Lucky You:
    Best Track of the album for me. Joyner and EM murdered that s---. Dope Hook, great Flows. EM's Verse on here is one of his best ever.
    Rating: 10

    Normal:
    Another relationship song from EM. What a surprise...
    But his singing kinda works here really well.
    Rating: 7.5

    Stepping Stone:
    He sounds like 2003/2004 EM on here. Very calm flow, like the singing part in Verse 3 a lot.
    "D12 is over"
    Rating: 9.5

    Not Alike:
    EM murdered MGK on his verse. All after the beatswitch is 100/10. He really snapped on here. The Verse from Royce is great too.
    Rating: 9

    Kamikaze:
    After the disaster with the Remind Me, Heat and Offended songs on Revival we finally get a fun song which works quiet well. The hook is kinda catchy after a few listens. The second beat is great and his lines hilarious
    Rating: 8.5

    Fall:
    Love that song. He flows godly on here, no really fast rapping, nice hook and beat. And his lines against Budden hurt Joe so much, that he recorded a 90 min. podcast and totally lost it...
    Rating: 10

    Nice Guy:
    Like the beat a lot. The "s--- my dig" Line is kinda childish but hey, where're on an Eminem album.Second Verse is great.
    Rating: 8

    Good Guy:
    God, this beat is so nice and the singing in the background is wonderful. EM maybe delivers his best flow of the whole album on here. Very calm and catchy.
    Rating: 9.5

    Venom:
    Great Closer for the album. Sick beat, dope and addictive hook from EM and i always have the "knock, knock, let the devil in" line in my head. Great 3rd Verse.
    Rating: 9

    Overall:9/10 and by far his 4th best album.
     
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  8. Dudley
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    Sep 6, 2018
    The ringer= 10/10 The amount of anger is impressive and also keeping his calm is outstanding, his wordplay combine with texture of his imagination of rhyme is unreal, this track is truly a melody of pure anti stress for eminem and also for his most dedicated fans bcuz its everything you wanted him to do since 2009

    Greatest= 8.5/10 Maybe the most calm et collected he sounded on a track since « bad guy », this song is a revival for the roots for him as he extends once again his worldplay charisma as wells as unique beats and impeccable delivery, although i will love like that he demonstrate more creativity with the content of the track its still a dope track

    Lucky you= 10/10 One of the greatest eminem songs in his long list of many, this songs tho is one of the RARE ones where almost everybody can say that eminem really went in, everything about that track breathe « slim shady-esque » as he use his old tricks and go into new places at the same time. S/O to joyner lucas for giving a memorable verse also

    Normal= 8/10 This song is maybe the most soft on the album as you would say but the vibe and the eminem touch on it makes it stands out out of the revival-esque ratings, the beat switches really puts you in a good mood if you relax your ear and relax lol

    Stepping Stones=7.5/10 Now this song is my least favorite and maybe its bcuz of mmlp2 or revival but i cant stand eminem rapping over a rock beat anymore lol song is lit tho if think about the content and the delivery stan will love this song tho no doubt since its em talking about something that made their childhood

    Not Alike= 10/10 Probably the best Royce da 5’9 verse of ALL TIME, he finally manages to use his original and perfect voice that fits well in any rap songs, Em did his thing once again with powerful punchline and haymayker of disses, the beat switches is incredible too, and fits well with the song

    Kamikaze 10/10 FINALLY a funny eminem song that is actually funny lol just that deserves a 10 just bcuz lets not forget the guy is 48 fkg years old and still makes jokes about farts but this times he manages to put a smile on my face and on all others huge props to him for that

    Fall 9/10 after a couple listen this song grew alot on(in) me, the disses or I would called « the response » bcuz lets not forget all the people he insulted on this have all insulting him in the first place and this what make this track so unique bcuz he did a fan wet dreams by thanos everybody that came after him

    Nice Guy=9.5/10 the flow and the diabolic feature of jessie reyez made this song so chill, funny and pleasuring to listen to, the s--- my d-ck part remind me of WPG when eminem came to his house f----- his wife pissed on his front yard and shi--ing on him which probably explains this weirdo hatred for eminem lol

    Good Guy=11/10 This track reminds me so much of accordions by mf doom bcuz of the vibe and the sadness emotion that was put in it is something that could change a person mindset of things, a truly marshall marthers art wow classical

    Venom=9/10 A perfect way to end a an album so rich in emotion by giving one last angers with a goosebumps of a hooks that people will
    remember

    Overall=9/10 considering Astroworld is a 9/10 for me i think this album is a big steal in the 2nd round 60 pick of the nba and hopefully he dont go full r-----s on us and release a dkylar grey feature again thank you eminem
     
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  9. DetroitDGAF
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    Sep 6, 2018
    Idk why but venom kinda reminded me of phenomenal or some s--- when i first heard it lel
     
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  10. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Sep 6, 2018
    Best lyrics since shakespeare was on the scene
     
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  11. Hareezy
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    Sep 6, 2018
    Of all the things to criticize... lol
     
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  12. Knox
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    The Ringer: 10 (had literal tears in my eyes when I played this for the first time)
    Greatest: 9 (love the Kendrick flow/lines)
    Lucky You: 10 (great feature from Joyner too)
    Skit: Fits perfectly
    Normal: 7 (good enough, better than 90% of Revival)
    Skit: Hilarious, loved it, GPS feature goat
    Stepping Stone: 8
    Not Alike: 9 (loved the mocking/copying on this song)
    Kamikaze: 7 (grew on me, hook still a little obnoxious)
    Fall: 10 (LOVE this)
    Nice Guy: 6 (used to skip, find it a little better now)
    Good Guy: 7 (kinda bland, but better than Nice Guy)
    Venom: 8 (hook is fire)

    Overall I'm still in shock that we got this album only 8 months after the train wreck that is Revival.
     
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  13. thaspectacle71
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    thaspectacle71 Me? It was a goat!

    Sep 6, 2018
    That hit harder than anything on Rap Devil tbh
     
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  14. Oldboy
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    Sep 6, 2018
    Dare wpg to top it
     
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  15. Poohdini
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    Sep 6, 2018
    It's like a 6 for me, which is a lot more than I ever expected after MMLP2 and Revival
     
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  16. aleeex1923
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    The Ringer 10 , Greatest 9 , Lucky you 10, Normal 7, Stepping Stone 10, Not Alike 8(only because I don't feel royce's verse that much), Kamikaze 7, Fall 9, Nice Guy 7, Good Guy 10, Venom 8
     
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  17. Z Gangsta
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    Z Gangsta aka Music Anniversary Enjoyer

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    The Ringer 9
    Greatest 10
    Lucky You 10
    Normal 7
    Stepping Stone 9
    Not Alike 8
    Kamikaze 7
    Fall 10
    Nice Guy 7
    Good Guy 10
    Venom 8

    Overall 8-9/10

    Oh, Em calls Paul > Kanyes career
     
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  18. MAD
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    MAD With Love From Bishkek

    Sep 6, 2018
    Album is great but this whole debate on quality of album and people's reception on it is just stupid. There are so many angles to love it, and so many to hate.

    That fast flow was actually good//Not Fast Flow again
    Angry Em is the best Em//Not that whiny Em again
    He f---ing called names, that's real Hip Hop// Cry for attention

    You can hate it for almost the same reasons next one is going to love it. Anyways it's a great f---ing album. I am glad he is still making music.
     
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  19. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 6, 2018
    I'ma do a review hopefully later today when I finish my work, listening 2 fetty wap rn
     
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  20. MAQ1221
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    Sep 6, 2018
    when I first heard the beat, I thought TES
     
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