Jun 21, 2015

The T-rex is an old Lady my friend . Shes over 20 Years old dont forget that.

For real guys when Bryce said 'open padlock 9' I knew exactly what was gonna happen man.
I almost cried when i saw my queen in action for the first time since ...... idk when i watched JP1 for the last time.

The final fight was such an emotional rollercoaster for me. When the T-Rex was almost dead i thought "Come on man not this again".
But then my n----- Blue stepped in the ring and saved the day.
That was just awesome.
This movie was perfect for people who loved the first film. (like me)


My ranking is now : JP>JW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JP2>>>>>>> >>>JP3

PS: f--- JP3!

 

Jun 16, 2015

Bout to watch it right now, I'm so excited. Dinosaurs are my favorite and I remember I wanted to be a paleontologist in 2nd grade

 

Jun 14, 2015

One of my favourite movies of the year, hands down. Just a fun ride throughout. I was expecting more blood and gore based on the trailers, but got something much better instead. The final battle was beautiful. While Bryce running with heels faster than the T-rex was smh worthy, I was just so excited to see him summoned. The raptors were actually personalized, and I wanted to clap when Blue came running to help the T-Rex. I-Rex definitely lived up to the hype, and Chris Pratt was a boss as usual. Also loved when the Rex shattered the Spinosaurus skeleton, cause f--- JP3.

All the shots of the park functioning were nostalgic and how I'd imagined it would look had the park opened. The assistant had a brutal death though, I felt terrible for her lol. But that's how it goes when all h--- breaks loose. Solid 8.5/10, better than the last 2 and second to the original. Will watch again.

 

Jun 23, 2015

people don't remotely understand how big of a deal this is. jurassic park 4! biggest opening ever! and the movie was actually fantastic

there are always those who will b---- about anything I mean we have the god d--- marshall mathers lp 2 and they manage to b---- about that so I guess idk why another similar milestone in media would be fully appreciated

 

Jun 19, 2015

When those Apatosaurus' were laying on the floor dead/dying, f---. I had to hold the tears back. s--- was emotional

 

Jun 13, 2015

Also did anyone catch it when

Spoiler

the OG Rex came to fight the Franken Rex that the OG Rex crashed through a Spinosaur skeleton? That was a subtle nod to JPIII

 

Jun 21, 2015

Entertaining, but silly. Hats off to them for the high octane conclusion but I chuckled at MANY of the cheeky scenes, plot points.

Better than Lost World, but a goofy retread that's a pale of the original

 

Jun 19, 2015

I know they're just CGI but d---

I cried more for the dinos than I did for the people. The whole movie I was hoping the raptors would be able to finally roam free at the end too, and when the anchilosaurus tried to take on indominus. He had heart but he didn't stand a chance

 

Jun 16, 2015

I thought this was okay at best. Even by modern blockbuster standards, this gets stuck on stupid early and never lets up. Lazily scripted from its plot to its characters (ostensibly written by four adults), the movie is filled with illogical scenarios and decisions (too many to count) and cliche character types (for one, the charismatic Chris Pratt is left playing humorless badass). Sure, the finale brought out my inner five year old and it is well paced, but there isn't too much here that's memorable.

 

Jun 16, 2015

So I finally got round to seeing this. It's so beautiful, the nostalgia when the music started at the beginning of the film

 

Jun 14, 2015

I've heard some people saying that was the production crews way of saying "f--- Jurassic Park 3. This is the sequel the fans deserved"

 

Jun 12, 2015

Bryce's body when she's all sweaty wearing that tank top... boner in the theater.