Eminem Best Posts: Eminem s----d for 10 years now - Pitchfork

  1. Goku187
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    Nov 26, 2014
    Nobody's debunked a single substantive point from the review

    It's spot-on tbh
     
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  2. CSW
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    Nov 26, 2014
    Pitchfork has s----d longer...
     
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  3. debauch
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    The production functions simply, like a stopwatch: It's there to tell him when to start and when to stop, and occasionally a juiced-up power-rock chorus interrupts him. Submitting production to an Eminem album must feel, for a producer, something like a novelist feeding their manuscript into a wood chipper. On the one hand, you are guaranteed unprecedented exposure, and on the other, you are all but ensuring that no one will notice a note of your work.

    LOL
     
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  4. Myril
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    Nov 30, 2014
    No one cares what that piece of s--- website thinks. Just a bunch of hipsters.
     
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  5. Old Account
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    Nov 26, 2014
    Can't take their opinion seriously, they're just kanye dickriders who want all artists to be similar to him
     
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  6. Oldboy
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  7. Motor City
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    Dec 12, 2014
    Never heard of "pitchfork" until now but i can tell it's a complete joke. They gave Get Rich a 7/10, The Massacre a 7/10 and they gave the Get Rich (movie soundtrack) a 7.9/10. There's no way on God's green Earth that the Massacre is the same as Get Rich, and there's no way the movie soundtrack is better than Get Rich.

    They got Illmatic right, with a 10/10, and they don't even have a review for MMLP or Reasonable Doubt. LOL @ Yeezus being a 9.5/10 what a joke that album s----d other than a few songs. Yeah, Pitchfork is a joke.
     
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  8. JFK
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    Nov 26, 2014
    When did @WPG start writing for Pitchfork?
     
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  9. Radeem
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    Nov 26, 2014
    2.0 is a little to harsh, but everything else in this review is spot on. It's not a pitchfork's fault that Eminem is releasing wack music for the last ten years (with an exception of couple gems here and there).
     
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  10. Big Dangerous
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    Dec 17, 2015
    This is preposterous.
     
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  11. aquaberryares
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    Dec 17, 2015
    you n----s are so f---in weird wtf :laff:
     
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  12. slimfat
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    Jan 26, 2015
    are you 11 years old? do you have a man vagina? do you finger yourself while listening to love the way you lie?

    yes to all the questions?
     
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  13. JFK
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    Except nah
     
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  14. WPG
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    Nov 26, 2014
    late next week or shortly thereafter.
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    Nov 26, 2014
    There are a lot of good points (even though they take it too far with some things) but the tone is so negative it's hard to take it really seriously.
     
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  16. Mikey
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    Nov 26, 2014
    The review is done for views. I agree with some of the criticism about his flow & shouting but they are exaggerated. Awful review. It also doesn't mention any other artists on 1st CD just obsessed with hating on Eminem.
     
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