Nov 4, 2016

when u go form android 4.0 to 5.1 oh faaack yes

 

Nov 4, 2016

I am postulating that this will be Em's second to last album. He wont be rapping at 50. He will drop this upcoming one (hopefully not his last) sometime when he is 44. His last one will be around when he is 46 or 47. Just a random thought.
Also, it is kind of aggravating that his output isn't like it used to be. In his prime he was working on multiple projects at once. Now, it is that stupid cycle where he helps Yelawolf and Slaughterhouse and maybe a side project THEN his next solo album.
Another thought! I am curious how many unreleased songs he has in the vault. He records SOOO much for each album. I don't need to say how much for each album because most of us already know. I am throwing out a random guess and saying he might have around 500 fully completed unreleased songs. Maybe close to 1000 with demos and alternate versions and s---.
f---, I am bored at work. Just thought I would say some s---.

 

Nov 4, 2016

same thought

 

Nov 4, 2016

You hear Rock Bottom by slim shady and that's like real. You understand that life ain't all parties and s---. You see the man behind the music. That's why I think that they need to release like a deep album, like f--- here's what I'm doing bc I'm getting into rap kinda. I'm going to begin w/ a strong start, a couple party jams, maybe a club song, and a few like fun ones and s--- just f---ing around, then the next album is gonna be like yeah s----s cool and all but life ain't always great and then this is probably when s--- would go bad for me and then I release like, my real me album, lots of like darker songs and a few catchy ones maybe even a party jam or two then I'm gonna go back to my roots and go parties and fun and s--- but like with the I'm still real track in there and s---

 

Nov 4, 2016

Slim Shady is on his rap studio. He works there with his salsa and his producer, Hector's rectum. Every album in here has an offensive verse and a sick rhyme. One thing I've learned after 21 years is you never know WHAT kind of spaghetti will walk through that door.

 

Nov 4, 2016

ur not real slim shady cuz real slim shady would stand up pls stand up would the real slim shady stad up pls stand up ur not real slim shady cuz ur not standin up nd all u other slim shadies are gonna roll me i aint the sharpest sniper in the shed she was lookin kind of dumb with the shape of a dorito on her forehead, well the years start coming and they dont stop coming cuz they dont stop coming and the wont stop coming because they dont stop coming

 

Nov 4, 2016

What makes MMLP2 awful? I'm genuinely curious, as I've been listening to hip hop/rap since the mid 80's but I quit listening to it round the time Tupac and Biggie were huge as I found gangsta rap to be, well, silly.

Let me try to qualify. I like Eminem's rap alot. Of the "new" (to me) artists I think he's one of the best out there. I like his humor, his rhymes and while I don't like some of his content, it's a least structured in an impressive manner. I'm also a fan of Tech9, Yelawolf, Bo Burnham for the same reasons and to give you an idea of what I consider good style/content. There's even a couple of ICP songs that, while if I ever met them in real life I would have to punch them in the nose, I find to be entertaining.

So if you don't mind taking the time, I would like to know why some consider her raps awful. Thanks!

 

Nov 4, 2016

You ask for a song lyric by Nate Dog and Eminem: I give you a hamburger. and you blame Paul Rosenberg, no. that's unacceptable, imagine he wan't Eminem's manager? he would be lawyer? my a---

he will drop out,

and be driving a bus advertising hotdogs drives by a the street

 

Nov 4, 2016

Alright, I made a top 100 songs' list just for this question. I was going to also post all the other artists I know about, but after making this list I don't really want to spend any more time on this answer. If you don't like this list just bare in mind that everyone on the list is dope, and if some song dope isn't on my list it's not because I don't like them, it's just because they didn't make it:

Skylar Grey - C'mon Let Me Ride (feat. Eminem)

50 Cent - My Life (feat. Eminem & Adam Levine)

Rihanna - Numb (feat. Eminem)

Pink - Here Comes The Weekend (feat. Eminem)

Slaughterhouse - Asylum (feat. Eminem)

Slaughterhouse - Frat House

Slaughterhouse - Our House (feat. Eminem & Skylar Grey)

Slaughterhouse - Throw That (feat. Eminem)

Eminem - Freestyle (Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap)

Obie Trice - Richard (feat. Eminem)

Obie Trice - Eminem Skit


Anyway, obviously I think my whole list should be considered.

 

Nov 4, 2016

STOP. STOP POSTING.

 

Nov 4, 2016

I'll never get to kiss Marshall. That makes me sad.

 

Nov 4, 2016

U never know

 

Nov 4, 2016

Nah I know. I'm not that crazy. Maybe when he dies I'll kiss him as he lies in his coffin. Taste Mountain Dew and enbalming fluid on his tiny cold lips.

 

Nov 4, 2016

Jesus christ, female stans never disappoint

 

Nov 4, 2016

Im not even a true stan anymore. Haven't listened to any of his music since recovery. I had to suffer through that freestyle tho. Anyways I hope he's happy.

 

Nov 4, 2016

What this thread has come to

 

Nov 5, 2016

Good to see you haven't changed since our Eminem IMDb days, I guess. (used to post there under Redhawkof2008)

 

Nov 5, 2016

I remember you. I think I was the same name. How dumb. I really shouldn't have been taught better internet safety. Using my name like a s---.

Fun fact: smoothie on that board used to jack o-- to my foot pics. I wonder where he is now. I still have that song he wrote about me. Sigh.

 

Nov 7, 2016