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  1. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Aug 10, 2015
    Broken heart.
     
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    attila

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    Beat 3 open heart surgeries.
     
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  3. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

    Jan 11, 2015
    Injuries that required surgery-
    Both knees operated on
    Torn labrum in shoulder
    Destroyed cartilage in wrist
    Two foot surgeries

    Injuries that healed naturally or I live with-
    AC Joint Seperation
    Broken Foot
    Broken Hand
    Torn Lat Muscle
    Ruptured L5/S1 disc in lower back
    Arthritic neck joint
    Countless sprained ankles and battles with tendonitis

    I'm Batman circa The Dark Knight Rises
     
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  5. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Aug 10, 2015
    Yeah pretty much normal now. I had reconstructive surgery where they cut out part of my patella tendon and screwed it in as my new ACL. I get tendonitis every once in awhile but I can still run, jump and drop kick babies just fine.
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jan 25, 2017
    @Mike Tyson i saw someone like your post and f--- this thread, f--- everyone in it, delete this fucken section.

    all i needed to read was
    "needle", "missed vain", "air bubbles"

    i'm f---ing having a panic attack right now f---ing christ what the f--- f--- off can i perma delete a post from my vision i do not ever want to accidentaly read that s--- again,

    whatever happened in the end, f--- that with a capital F-U-C-K. show me pics of d----s cut in half and nuts hanging out of their sac from injuries but FUUUUCK that needle s--- the f--- away, i'm actually logging out i feel like i'm gonna vomit.
     
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  7. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    May 15, 2016
    I've had plenty of bruised knees before thanks to always driving into the table by accident and one time because my punk older brother uppercut my knee. :mjcry:
     
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    83837477 Test Account

    Jan 25, 2017
    d--- lmao
     
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  9. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 11, 2015
    d--- @Kvp187 and @Worm I'm glad to hear you guys are doing better. I'm going through some knee issues right now too from running, I might either have irritated cartilage from chondromalacia or I might have a slight tear in my meniscus, I got the MRI last week and should know by tomorrow. :hovcry:

    The bad knee clicks a lot though so it might be tendonitis
     
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  10. threee
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    threee Rip

    Aug 10, 2015
    So yeah, this is similar to @Raziel's "closest you've come to dying thread" but I thought it was different enough to warrant a new thread.


    For me, it'd probably be when I was free running and, instead of clearing a wall I clipped it with both of my feet, causing me to tumble maybe 3m onto concrete whilst gaining a bunch of scrapes on the sandstone wall along the way. I landed pretty terribly and cracked my tailbone and dislocated my shoulder as well as getting covered all over in cuts ans scrapes. It s----d.

    So what are the worst injuries you've ever had, and how did you get them?
     
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  11. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Jan 11, 2015
    Another one, this was a freak injury. I was donating blood and the lady who was talking my blood put the needle in and hit my vein, but went right through it. The first red flag was air bubbles were coming through the tube as they were drawing blood. This made the blood useless since oxygen had mixed in so she unhooked me up.

    My arm was sore right away, which they told me wasn't normal but to get fluids.

    I woke up the next morning which my arm completely blue. Not just where the needle went in, but all up my bicep and down my forearm was blue. I couldn't move my arm at all, the slightest turn would hurt like h---. I went to the doctor and he told me that blood had leaked in side my arm and started hardening throughout my muscles.

    That s--- didn't heal for a full month :mjcry:

    Suffice it to say, while I know this is a 1 in 100 occurrence, I could never bring myself to donate blood again.
     
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  12. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 25, 2017
    Broken every finger besides my thumbs due to basketball

    Broke both my pinkies so bad they now make a y when put together

    also broke my ankle playing basketball
     
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  13. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Jan 25, 2017
    Time to add broken heart as an injury for me.
     
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  14. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 11, 2015
    I know, its not bad walking but it really affects my running. I know I can be one of the greats fam, I was placing like top 20th percentile at my races before I went down, and its only my first year. I'm too young, I don't wanna end up like Derrick Rose :mjcry:
     
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  15. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 10, 2015
    Worst friend ever
     
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  16. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Mar 6, 2015
    Long deep breaths buddy. The bleeding from the ears should stop within a day or two. Hope you pull through, I remember when I suffered the same. chin up friend.
     
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    Old Account

    Mar 6, 2015
    Listened to Shady XV
     
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  18. AwesomeBeyondMeasures
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    AwesomeBeyondMeasures Hold tight to the noise

    Jan 11, 2015
    Got big piece of glass on the side of my foot. s--- was bleeding like crazy. My momma didn't even take me to the hospital sewed that s--- up herself lol
    Sprained the same ankle twice playing basketball.
    Hot iron fell flat on my leg, s--- looked disgusting going through the healing process.
    I was a tomboy growing up so I had a whole bunch of scrapes and cuts
     
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  19. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Jan 11, 2015
    I was very accident prone as a kid. A lot of bad scrapes from wipe outs which I still have scars from. The worst one I wiped out going downhill in a ravine and chipped my front tooth.

    Another one was playing tag where I was slightly pushed from behind, the forward momentum combined with the push had me wipe out in a gravel lot. and tear open the skin on my palms. I was supposed to go out of town for the weekend, so I did and when I came back and went to the doctors he told me skin had started healing over top of the injury which wasn't properly cleaned. So I had to put my hands in a tub of water with sand paper on the bottom and scrub my injuries. I don't wish that on no one s--- hurt like a b----.

    Sports related injuries:
    Playing basketball I was pushed into the pole while driving the net, cut open my eye lid
    Playing hockey I was elbowed in the eye, and cut open the other eyelid :laff:
    When I used to practice Tae Kwon Do I had those shin bruises for years that never really healed til I stopped fighting
    A few sprained ankles

    Other than that I've been pretty good. No concussions or broken bones to date despite playing contact sports for most of my life. :obama2:
     
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  20. Cruz
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    Cruz

    Jan 11, 2015
    How many injuries have you suffered so far in life and what were they?

    Stitches in my head twice ( playing baseball, the other practicing sliding in baseball in my house as a kid)
    Stitches in my finger.
    Dislocated hip (football)
    Chipped a bone in my knee (basketball)
    Clogged a blood vessel below my knee (football)
    Dislocated my finger (basketball)
    Sprained my left ankle, broke my right (both non sports related injuries)

    i was the light skin greg oden, the puerto rican amare stoudemire and the straight eye'd tmac growing up. I've been injury free for a while now. :clap:
     
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