May 15, 2016

one time this kid stepped on my foot in gym class and it hurt a lot

 

May 15, 2016

I've had plenty of bruised knees before thanks to always driving into the table by accident and one time because my punk older brother uppercut my knee.

 

May 15, 2016

Fractured my Navicular bone in 3 places. I was in a moon boot for a solid 2 months and took another 2 months off before playing sport again. I didn't need surgery, however I feel like it still hasn't 100% healed.

(unconfirmed) Dislocated my pinky toe. I was lying in bed then my home phone rang, so I ran to get it and bumped it into a door frame (really hard). I couldn't walk on it for a day until I gave it a massage and it seemed to have popped back in place and was perfectly fine afterwards.

 

May 16, 2016

Severed Left wrist, cut all tendons, ligaments, veins, one artery and nerves.
Broken Collarbone
Appendix out, was about to burst and it had gangrene in too. Had to have bowels moved and checked along with other s--- in that region.
Operation on left palm, abscess.
Had bad problems as a kid with in growing toe nails. Had like 15 nails taken off over a period of 2/3 years.
Split head open when i was like 5 years old, stitches.
Hit finger on right hand with a lump hammer, ligament damage.

Safe to say, I am one clumsy f---.

 

May 16, 2016

Bunch of rolled/sprained ankles from basketball, including 1 last week. I got this s--- down to a science though so it never keeps me down for more than a week.

Broken Ankle/Torn Ligaments - Needed surgery, had a temporary screw in place for 2 months, got it removed and was 100% by the end of month 3.
Sprained Wrist - Made a tackle for a loss on an option, ball was loose and my wrist got trampled in the pile up.
That's about it. If only Derrick was as durable as I am.

 

May 16, 2016

This

Got my fourth one coming eventually

 

May 16, 2016

I was in a headon collision with a drunk driver a couple of years ago. b---- broke my leg and hit my chest so hard I went into myocardial shock. The hospital had sent me home with rods in my leg and I started having back to back flashbacks of the accident and being unable to breathe. On like the second or third day home it got really bad and I asked my aunt to check my oxygen saturation and it was like 54. It's not supposed to drop below 84. Ever. Unless you're dying. So...I was dying and they had to call an ambulance.

I told the paramedics I felt okay and just needed oxygen and they were like "no" and took me to the hospital. When I got there f---in doctors and nurses where everywhere and sticking IVs in me and s--- I kept telling them I felt fine lol. Then this b---- pushes my legs open and says I need a catheter and I started screaming but she jammed that s--- in anyway. Then they brought in paperwork. Turns out that all of my organs were failing and they didn't think I was going to make it and they needed me to sign up for transplants and blood infusions. Later on I learned they had called my mom and wanted her to come and claim my body and get permission to take my organs for donations. But I just wouldn't die lol. I remember being put into machines and at some point I was taken to the ICU. I think I passed out because I don't remember much of anything. In the end I had to go through multiple surgeries including getting ports put in my neck and chest and going through dialysis. That was probably the worst month of my life lol.

As for the b---- who hit me, she suffered zero injuries and ended up with a 30 day work release jail sentence (she could go to her job during the day but slept in the jail at night) and probation. It was her second DUI too.

I still have flashbacks but since I'm medicated now it's not as bad. My leg is still badly bruised. My port scars still tingle. It was my fault in a way though. Right before the accident I had wished a drunk driver would k--- me lol.

 

May 16, 2016

g.d. that sounds horrific.

Very lucky to still be alive.

 

May 17, 2016

idk if this qualifies or not, but i'm bout to be hurting on friday. getting all 4 wisdom teeth out

 

May 17, 2016

Good luck man. I had my wisdom teeth out like 4 yrs ago. Was put under though so don't remember much about it.

 

May 17, 2016

You're gonna be so doped up you won't remember it. But the recovery will s---.

 

May 18, 2016

broke my hand boxing once

 

May 18, 2016

Broke my arm while playing football.
Twisted my ankle, drunk...

 

May 19, 2016

I broke my d-ck coz she was tighter than I thought

 

May 19, 2016

Tomorrow morning

 

May 19, 2016

stitches in between my fingers, but it was a deep deep cut where i cut it on metal.
oh and glass in my eye.

s--- was painful man.

 

May 19, 2016

I fell climbing a fence when I was like 8 and the fence pierced my arm so I have a f----- up scar near my armpit. Never broken any bones just stitches a few times.

 

Jan 25, 2017

How'd your dumbass f--- yourself up?

I've never really injured myself personally in my life.

 

Jan 25, 2017

Torn ACL and strained MCL in my knee, it f---in s----d. I was playing a pick up 2 on 2 basketball game a few weeks into my 1st semester at college.

The guy who was on my team took like a mid range shot and I sprinted in from the perimeter and jumped in front of the guy on the other team to get the rebound and he kinda bumped my knee from behind and I collapsed to the floor. The game stopped as they tried to help me up and told me to put pressure on the leg to see if I could stand, I tried and collapsed again to the floor lol.

Then eventually surgery and like 4-5 months of physical therapy.

 

Jan 25, 2017

i was biking downhill, there was a small palm tree at the entrance to some1s house, i zoomed past it & a hella thick sharp leave from it sliced my arm, at first it felt like a little cut, looked like one, few seconds later blood is literally pouring out my arm. i biked my a--- home as fast as possible & we hauled a--- to hospital.