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Eminem Best Posts: The official Recovery bad punchlines thread

  1. Suburban Scum
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    Jan 12, 2015
    The worst thing about Recovery is @Arch Dogg
     
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  2. aleexz
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    aleexz that's a zany name, ain't it ?

    Jan 17, 2015
    "You can still get roasted cause Marsh is not mellow" - Marshall Mathers, 2010
     
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    Jan 14, 2015
    "MY FILET IS SMOKING WEED, YEAH fa---- THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" -Marshall
     
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    Jan 12, 2015
    A couple of brilliant ones:

    "Now you get to watch her leave out the window
    Guess that's why they call it window pane"

    "f--- the world, feed it beans - it's gassed up"...
     
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  5. Mikey
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    Mikey

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    Before 09 Eminem didn't do many punchlines at all. But he was clearly heavily influenced by Wayne & seen how big he got so he decided to start doing them.
    I still enjoy Recovery though.
     
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  6. Young Sinatra
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    Young Sinatra I've moved, my new account is "Pato". Follow me!

    Jan 12, 2015
    This s--- would be priceless.

    Now, i don't think Recovery is a bad album, but the punchlines on most tracks of the disc are really, REALLY cringeworthy.

    There are so many horrible puns that the s--- need a thread. Let's see how much we can discover and how many pages we achieve.

    I would put some ones:

    And last but not less, a classic:

     
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