Best Posts: Eminem and relationships

  1. Oldboy
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    Feb 2, 2015
    i s--- you not this happened to me today...i am as shocked as any of you

    so i was picking up a girl that i found mad hot..yea im married but life too short..no f---s just hugs...so i had money tree prepared to play when she gets in the car...cuz that song can make any girl wet just based on that beat

    anyway couple more songs came on shuffle and we chilling... then i stopped at the market to pick up a pepsi for me and something for her..she stayed in the car...when i went back to the car , the song that was playing is cold wind blows...but i noticed the b---- isnt as chilling as she were...so 3 minutes later she flat out asked me " do you consider yourself intelligent?"

    i said "yes?"....she said then how can you have any respect for yourself listening to this s---...i thought she meant eminem as being womanizer or whatever b------s be feeling like..i said no no i dont agree with his views...she then literally said, i am not talking about his views i am talking about the low standards you have

    turned out she knows eminem music and consider it s---...eminem f---ing cockblocked me from thousands of miles away :uil:
     
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  2. Old Account
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    Feb 2, 2015
    The last girl I dated heard me chuckle at the Ray Rice line in the cypher, and we got into an argument because she said I supported violence against women
     
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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Feb 4, 2015
    >"thought I was gonna get some"
    >"we're listening to MMLP"
    Gotta say...this one's on you and not Marshall man :laff:
     
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  4. Narsh
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    Feb 3, 2015
    :sad3:
     
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  5. Honeybadger
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    Honeybadger u wot

    Feb 3, 2015
    Gotta have a separate playlist for when women are in the car. Fortunately, what happened to @Koolo never happened to me but only because I anticipated and prepared for it.
     
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  6. Peter Parker
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    Peter Parker your boy

    Feb 2, 2015
    I wanted to ditch a girl that I was f---ing because she wanted a relation. s---, but I didn't wanna hurt her because I hate to be the bad guy, so I kept bumping Stronger Than I Was shamelessly every time I saw her. She finally thought that I'm a bigger b---- than she is and everything worked out well. Thanks Marshall!
     
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  7. Mike02
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    Feb 2, 2015
    My all-time most embarrassing moment as an Eminem fan was when I watched the 2009 MTV Movie Awards with my girlfriend. I was strictly watching the show because Em was performing live, his first live TV performance in five years. And what does he do? He comes out wearing a train conductor hat and performs two of the worst songs of his career (We Made You and Crack A Bottle). Halfway through the performance my girl says to me "idk why you still listen to this s---?" She stormed out of the room, slammed the door, and went to bed for the night. I slept on the couch. Yea... we're not together anymore... thanks alot Marshall.
     
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  8. Fitz
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    Feb 4, 2015
    A woman's taste in music has anything to do with their taste in men.

    I see a lot of people on this board say certain music is "virgin" music or what not...

    Any time I see that, I question how much experience they have with women.

    I don't care WHAT music is playing in the background in my car, or WHAT music she likes...

    If you make a girl laugh, conversate well and have confidence, it won't matter.

    No offense to anyone, I've just never heard of most of these issues lol.

    I do think MOST females don't like Eminem though, but I don't think it's a deal breaker at ALL.

    Now, I wouldn't blast Eminem in the background while I f--- a girl though... That'd be weird, I'll give you that.
     
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  9. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Feb 2, 2015
    I could go out and ask 50 girls to name their top 5 artists rn and I can assure you eminem would make up 5% of the results, if that
     
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  10. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Feb 2, 2015
    Women love Eminem. They make up like 86% of his current fan base. 13% are fourteen year old boys that just discovered rap music.

    The other 1% is @Arch Dogg.
     
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