Mar 30, 2015

In my earlier years in the Air Force, we have what we call pissmates, because we only have to share a bathroom. I didn't always lock my bathroom door, but after this incident I never forgot.

One time I came home from work, I noticed a light was on and I could hear my microwave on as I started to open my door.

I saw a shadowy figure in my room which ended up being my pissmate and I almost knocked his head smooth off because I thought he was an intruder. Me and my pissmate were not cool enough where he can just go in my room without my knowledge.

He said he was in my room because he needed to use my microwave to heat up a day old whopper with no cheese. I told him that will be the last whopper you ever eat if you ever come in my room without my permission again.

 

Mar 30, 2015

I want more hooker stories tbh

 

Mar 30, 2015

^ vintage pissmates

 

Mar 31, 2015

I'd like to take this opportunity to talk about @TimmyT losing his virginity to a prostitute. Folks, it happened

 

Mar 30, 2015

f--- your white people roommate problems.

What he did: I had wireless internet, the mother f---er would leach that s--- hard. Like, 3 tv series and 12 movies downloading at once. my bandwidth wasn't s--- so if he did that, I had to wait 5 minutes for a page like facebook to load. This would happen nearly everyday and you kinda get sick of asking "ey bro mind not downloading for once in your f---ing life"

What I did: I got sh---ed off hard one time because he was a smug little c---- about it after i asked him to stop his downloads. he's all "oh yeah i'll just drop the bandwidth allocation to 'low' " So anyways he pissed off somewhere, so i went on his laptop (that had no anti-virus software lmao eat s---) for about 20 mins i was just clicking random pop-up ads and s--- and downloading those risky '.exe' files you find everywhere. gave him like 8 virus'. Never had a problem again.

 

Mar 30, 2015

what if your roommate was a cam girl?

 

Mar 30, 2015

My cousin and I actually get along quite well. Part of that has to do with the fact that our schedules are opposite. Therefore, we usually aren't home at the same time(s)...so there aren't that many opportunities for us to bump heads.

However, there have been a couple of things that really annoyed me. Our cable USE to be in his name and I guess because this is his first time he's lived away from home, he'd forget to pay our cable bill sometimes. It's not that we didn't have the money to pay it, he simply forgot. Now I understand that people make mistakes, but our cable got turned off FOUR TO FIVE TIMES. If it only happened once or twice.....I could understand. But 5 times is ridiculous. I remember waking up one Sunday morning excited as h--- to watch the Men's Final between Djokovic and Federer and I go to turn on the TV and the God d--- cable was off. I was livid! I banged on cousins bed-room door like I was the PO-lice. I ended up having to go to Applebee's to watch it and I didn't get to see the entire match but I saw most of it.

Another issue we have is that I'm the type of person who doesn't like to have the heat on unless it's absolutely neccasary. He likes having the heat on most of the time (good thing its' now Spring time) but the problem with that is it makes it difficult for me to sleep at night. In order to fall asleep, your body temp has to decrease and having the heat on full-blast works against that. I mean s---, if you're that cold, just put more clothes/blankets

What annoyances have you had to deal with when having a roomie? Share your stories!

 

Mar 30, 2015

Does your roommate know you lost your virginity to a prostitute?

 

Mar 30, 2015

Housemate stealing food Constantly

Almost knocked him out, he got kicked out eventually (not for this reason)