Best Posts: Funny Story From When I Was 12

CODEiNE DEMON · Apr 12, 2015

Apr 12, 2015
So when i was 12, I was staying with my uncle and aunt one summer. They lived on an old farm, no animals just fields and s---. One day, my uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy a--- horse. b---- was scust bro. He Said it was bred from some old dudes prize stallion. My Aunt loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". I liked horses and riding them and all that s---. I was so excited to ride that gross a--- horse, but they turned to me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f---ing horse then we will beat the living s--- out of you" they meant it too
. So a Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found, and Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me. For background info, my Aunt and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse. So I Get bored and climb inside the tire, when all the sudden the Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) and i couldn't stop. rigjt then , my aunti and uncle come outside to check on me

They see me rollin', they hating .
Patrollin', tryna catch me riding Dirty.