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  1. FlawlessT
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    FlawlessT

    Apr 17, 2015
    100% sucess rate



    But i had only 2 girls though, too busy liking post on s80
     
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  2. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Apr 17, 2015
    I've taken way more L's than W's but the W's are all worth it.

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Old Account
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    Old Account

    Apr 17, 2015
    Thank you for citing my quote
     
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  4. lil uzi vert stan
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    lil uzi vert stan

    Apr 17, 2015
    Can this drop the pretense and segway back into @TimmyT's preferred method of solicitation?
     
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  5. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 17, 2015
    TIL that people tip prostitutes.
     
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  6. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 17, 2015
    I have 100% success with cam girls, AMP girls, strippers and escorts.
     
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  7. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Apr 17, 2015
    i would absolutely k--- to hear the full story of timmy losing his virginity to a prostitute he probably undertipped
     
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  8. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Apr 17, 2015
    yikes
     
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  9. sxneighty123
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    sxneighty123 ⚡

    Apr 17, 2015
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  10. lil uzi vert stan
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    lil uzi vert stan

    Apr 17, 2015
    What about quality control? Like obviously it's easier in the Internet age if you're somewhat normal... and have low standards.

    the key, my friends, is finding a reasonably attractive/hot/cute girl who is also your equal intellectually, shares your interests, while very much being her own person.

    ...in other words, there's tonsss of batshit crazy girls out there, so good luck f---ing them
     
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  11. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Apr 17, 2015
    Both? :coleshh:
     
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  12. Peter Parker
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    Peter Parker your boy

    Apr 17, 2015
    I just throw money on their faces :dno:
     
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  13. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Apr 17, 2015
    Culpeper?He had a Adrian Peterson jersey on to let her know a paddling is a coming if she gets out of line.
     
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  14. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Apr 17, 2015
    Im good at hitting on, and being confident and cool around chicks i barely care for, just think are nice
    But if it's a chick i seriously like (not just think is hot, but honestly like all around) i tend to get pretty nervous tbh....
     
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  15. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 17, 2015
    Probably gave her just the tip
     
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  16. Old Account
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    Old Account

    Apr 17, 2015
    He probably didn't tip at all
     
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  17. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Apr 17, 2015
    true, you're irredeemably corny and haven't made a good rap song since 2009
     
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  18. sxneighty123
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    sxneighty123 ⚡

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  19. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Apr 17, 2015
    are we going to ignore how weird this is
     
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  20. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 25, 2015
    As for Timmy it's been clear for years now that he suffers from the nice guy syndrome
     
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