May 9, 2015

So I would like to share with you guys a story.

One day, I was bored so I went to hit up the park. All the same f--- boys where there with all the f--- boy names like Daquarious, and Tyrone, Khalil, etc. The norm of f--- boys were there balling as usual.

So I went up finally got next4999347. It was me Tyrone, juan vs Tyrone(another one) daquarius and some n----- named Bob. So Tyrone got on Daquarius, and Tyrone got on Juan. So I had this little n----- named Bob. Idk, kuz tyrone and daquarius never passed him the ball so I was like this n----- is a---.

So like ¾ths into the game, Tyrone on the other team got stuck. And he was gruntin and s--- just like the f--- boy neff he is, so i stripped him. The ball flew towards f---in Bob. I ran up to Bob like o yea bouta jack dis ball n-----. Man did i have another thing coming

This nigguh looked into my eyes. I knew this n----- was gonna ether me. He was a d.a pick up basketball f--- boy.



I was like aw s--- its over, it was like when Spongebob saw patrick bouta hop on the hooks, and he was scared af. Yea it was like that s---..4999306Little white boy bounced the ball, it was like a air pulse of gravity incased the whole court. no one said it, but everyone was thinking “aw man, dis n----- is done”

Bob took the ball and did the craziest s--- i ever seen in my life. Homie went right, so I went right, he went left right hella quick. By then I knew my career was over. He went behind his back jumped left brought the ball through his legs. I was so confused I didn’t know what to do but reach for the ball, homie did some swift s---. [He moved his hand s fast, that sht was like some instant transmission s---

My hand wasn’t even finished reaching(this all happened in a matter of seconds bruh) then he brought it behind me, and brought it back. THROUGH MY OWN LEGS. forrealz doe. I swear, dont they say your brain control your body? My legs were confused, but my brain knew what was going on. I tried to tell my brain to control my legs, but that s--- was like naw n----- u f----- homie. My right leg, went back, and tangled over my left leg.

I felt my soul erupt from my lips, do the nae nae, and WAAAA out of the planet.

Guess you know what happened after that, I fell. Hard. I felt everything go back to normal. But my body wouldn’t move. I stayed there on the ground, looking up and contemplating life. both tyrones came up to me like



“you good bruh” I closed my eyes. I saw my life flash before my eyes

Then this n----- bob came up to me



[And stared at me as everyone laughed

Moral of the story: I never went back to that park of f--- boys ever again

 

May 9, 2015

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"This nigguh looked into my eyes. I knew this n----- was gonna ether me."

"no one said it, but everyone was thinking “aw man, dis n----- is done”"

"but my brain knew what was going on. I tried to tell my brain to control my legs, but that s--- was like naw n----- u f----- homie."

"I felt everything go back to normal. But my body wouldn’t move. I stayed there on the ground, looking up and contemplating life."

 

May 9, 2015

im crying real life tears b funniest post i ever read

 

May 9, 2015

deceased

 

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May 9, 2015

wtf am i reading

 

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Sep 1, 2016

bruhhhh

 

May 10, 2015

dead

 

Dec 14, 2015

How did I miss this

 

May 10, 2015

Nobody cares you f---ing bum.

 

May 9, 2015

i read a second time god this is hilarious

edit: just bookmarked this s---