Eminem Eminem - Phenomenal - OUT NOW

Started by Elkei, May 22, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. MFive
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    Jun 2, 2015
    ....Sigh. I'm well past my Eminem phase, but I'll still listen to what he puts out in the hope that he might drop a gem now and then. I had hope for this one based on the movie trailer. This song that should have been a layup for Eminem is an absolute train wreck. These are the reasons why:

    1. Listen, I'm no audiophile or anything close to being an expert on sound quality, but how can someone who has been making music for his entire life put out something that sounds so f---ing terrible? I can barely hear a word he's saying, the entire beat is schizophrenic, the chorus is inaudible...please someone tell me I'm wrong?? Did they accidentally put the unmastered version on iTunes? I'm genuinely perplexed by this...I haven't read this thread but surely other people have noticed this. I just don't understand how someone with the supposed production and mixing talents of Eminem can possibly listen to this and think it actually sounds LISTENABLE, let alone good. If the music is sonically pleasing, I can actually get past some of the lyrical....."missteps" Em seems to take in every song nowadays, which brings me to my next point...

    2. This was not a difficult song to make. Inspirational, soundtrack...motivational gym song. This should be an easy task for the man who put out Lose Yourself, Sing for the Moment, and Till I Collapse....until I remembered his last "pump up" tracks were Won't Back Down and Survival. He literally could have used generally generic lyrics and nobody would have complained. Instead, we have head-scratching lines that have nothing to do with the song and are just absolutely pointless. Examples:

    "The messiest thing you've ever gone through is your purse!" --- Why is he talking to a women all of the sudden? Who is she? What does she have to do with this song? This is an obvious and horrible crutch sober Em has reverted to, talking to an imaginary "hoe" out of nowhere. Pointless.

    "Put a spark to it like Martha Stewart barbecuing" --- Yes, it rhymes. So does 'This lyric is trash, put a spear in your a---, your spirit is whack!" except mine actually makes more sense. Does Martha Stewart even barbecue? What does she have to do with this song? Come on.

    "The only thing I'm capable of making is amazing!" ------.....lol.

    3. That flow just needs to stop. Someone needs to strap him in a chair and force him to listen to "Square Dance" on loop 1000 times.

    Good for the people enjoying this. I'm happy you like it. But you have terrible taste in music.
     
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  2. Zep
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    Jun 2, 2015
    Second Verse is my favorite i think its great,first verse is okay probably the weakest, i dont like the beat change of the 3rd verse but i like the content although the voice change at the start annoys i think this song was pretty great all around that hook is godly
     
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  3. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Jun 2, 2015
    Not gonna say anything on the artistry of this song, but seriously this

    Why does an artist as huge as em have such atrocious mixing/mastering on this track?
    He must be able to get better music technicians to polish his stuff than whoever did this right?
    What the h--- happened here....
     
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  4. Mikey
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    Jun 2, 2015
    Doesn't Eminem mix the songs himself now? Obviously has too many yes men who won't tell him he is terrible at mixing. Relapse was s--- but Dre had it mixed properly.
     
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  5. shadyslim555
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    Jun 2, 2015
    Hahahahaha. Yet again. Seee... actually amusingly funny now.
    You and all the s--- trolls on here are exactly the same....
    You've nothing interesting or contextual to say...
    Instead you conclude ere debate with 'chilll sooon'wow relax' why u mad' why you butthurt though' don't cry ' etc etc etc etc.
    I've already mentioned a few times that I'm not in anyway shape or form aninated. Why would I be. I've still only heard this songew once for f---s sake lol. I'm sitting here at work buring time man, but don't let that stop you if you're hoping on getting some sorta self gratification out going back and forth with me.
    Anyways I'm on lunch break now!! Crack on cracker.
    Pe@ce.
     
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  6. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Jun 2, 2015
    Tbh the mixing on mmlp2 was pretty d--- great
    But i wouldnt be surprised if em mixed this himself...
     
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  7. MAD
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    Jun 2, 2015
    Tbh this song is bad
     
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  8. rapmusik
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    Jun 2, 2015
    have people who liked the song flipped the script yet as say they hate it yet
     
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  9. HanSolo
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    Jun 2, 2015
    I still have hope there's a good song on the soundtrack.
     
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  10. shadyslim555
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    Jun 2, 2015
    Well I've filled the quota...

    There HAS to be an argument every 5 pages with someone going back and forth.

    NEXT??? I'm retiring for today.

    I'm all about that love and peace and birds and bees and flowers and trees.

    Yeah..... especially trees.
     
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  11. Michael Myers
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    Jun 2, 2015
    Just listened for the first time since this morning and I don't even hate the song itself.. the quality just makes it unlistenable to me. I can't even understand what he says in the chorus. Not saying it would be a great song if the quality was good but at least decent imo
     
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  12. DanielFreitas
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    Jun 2, 2015
    yeh man. actually I like the stop and go thing but not always . I really loved the song. when i listened to it i really loved the chorus. the first two verses were fine for me. that bridge was meeh" and that third veerse.. loooved it. but one thing is bothering me. I dont know if its just me (i didnt read all the pages so someone musta said that) but I dont know what's up the mastering. idk. i feel like the sound isnt clear/professionally mastered
     
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  13. Knox
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    Jun 2, 2015
    Yeah... although, and this is just me... MUSICAL TASTE IS SUBJECTIVE. Seriously, think before you post.
     
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  14. DanielFreitas
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    Jun 2, 2015
    so ... do you guys think they'll put the original tracklist on the internet soon? regarding all the thoughts on this song , what you would want from eminem on this soundtrack? one more solo? a collaboration? nothing?
     
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  15. VMO2
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    Jun 2, 2015
    :50:
     
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  16. Poohdini
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    Jun 2, 2015
    Fine Line is better IMO.
     
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  17. magicobraga
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    Jun 2, 2015
    That f---ing chopper flow again, horrible female singer and a awful beat. This is just unlistenable!
     
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  18. DanielFreitas
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    Jun 2, 2015
    can someone tell me what eminem says after "the messiest thing that you've ever gone through is your purse". I dont understand the next line.
     
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  19. Michael Myers
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    Jun 2, 2015
    It's sad to see that we're all making up excuses.. 'at least ...'. Instead of looking for flaws everybody is looking to point out good things. And this used to be the greatest rapper alive for a few years smh
     
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  20. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Jun 2, 2015
    Why the f--- are there so many phenomenal threads? Can't they see this one? f---ing spastics.
     
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