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  1. Bojack
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    Bojack

    Jun 1, 2015
    They s--- on me like Im the most luxurious toilet :bigquint:
     
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  2. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jun 1, 2015
    Got hit for the first time the other day. I was on my bike ride to work and went under a tree and got sniped on the hand out of nowhere. :lawd:
    I stopped and wiped the back of my hand on the grass, cursed the day I was born, and then kept on my way to work.

    Tweety MFer probably waitin up there for someone to pass under like :khaled2:
     
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  3. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Jun 1, 2015
    Yeah only one time, after I stepped on a crack on my Aunt Edna's stoop and got pooped on by a group of stupid pigeons
     
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  4. Jasmine
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    Jasmine

    Jun 2, 2015
    Yes unfortunately. We were having band sectional practice outside and it shat on me while I was trying to play All of the Lights.
     
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  5. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Jun 1, 2015
    No, I'm lucky :wayne::jr:
     
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  6. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Jun 1, 2015
    i attract leaks
     
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