Best Posts: Female Housemate?

  1. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Jun 11, 2015
    Me and my sister lived with each other with our parents until a few years ago when her and her husband got a house. It was great. We always got along and she would cook some good food. Never tried to smash.
     
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  2. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 11, 2015
    Terrible idea. First of all if you even do have a chance to hook up with her I see it going two ways. She catches feelings and you can't hide because you live there or you do. If you don't have a chance with her then she brings weird dudes to your place. I know guys get a bad rap at being dirty but girls are a lot worse. If you have a shared bathroom better get ready for hair and feminine products everywhere. I almost did it a few years ago and one of my friends who had a similar situation stopped me...there's no good that can come from it unless she happens to be a supermodel who brings her slutty supermodel friends by for lesbian orgies where they invite you in.
     
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  3. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Jun 12, 2015
    I had a female roommate, she wasn't too bad but she hated how I asked her for rent every month - wtf kinda person doesn't care about paying rent on time?

    I killed her guinea pigs
     
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  4. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Jun 12, 2015
    I lived with a girl once. I didn't enjoy it much. She was lazy, messy and seemed slightly crazy. When anything was brought to her attention, like leaving dishes in the lounge room for days, rather than clean them she would disappear for a while so that the rest of us would have to clean her s---. Living with her tainted her relationship with at least 3 people.
    I think I'm an okay housemate but as @Worm pointed out you are going to have to deal with products everywhere, bobby pins in the most random of places and just hair around the place. Sometimes I wonder how I'm not bald with the amount I find after I shower or brush my hair.
    But then the positives are having a womens touch around the place from cooking and baking to setting up easter egg hunts and she might bring some of her friends around for you to scope out.
     
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  5. Oldboy
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    Jun 12, 2015
    i would not live with a female...i will literally try to f--- her everyday until i succeed...then i will be like meh you annoying me pls stfu
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jun 12, 2015
    You should tell her your username on s80 and see how she reacts, then make your decision :kobe:
     
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  7. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Jun 12, 2015
    Let's be friends
     
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  8. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Jun 11, 2015
    @Worm just wrote exactly what I was going to say word for word.
     
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