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Eminem Best Posts: Beans' TDOSS Track Rating (by Bean Type)

  1. Beans
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    Beans I;m thinking about thos Beans

    Jul 8, 2024
    Hello fellow garbanzos.
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    I will be rating each track off of TDOSS on a scale of beans with the lowest being garbanzo beans and the highest tier yet to be revealed (you will have to guess how much I love each bean based on how I rate the track).

    Other Legumes qualify for the scale, as well. I will edit my post here as I listen through the album. Marshall has requested I do this as part of the NFBRS (New Fair Bean Rating System) to help create a scale rating that provides more nuance than purely numbers.

    Ratings are subject to change as the album settles into my digestive system.

    With that being said, allow me to get to rating what we have so far:

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    REMINDER:     I am basing my ratings off my personal taste in beans, it's up to you to guess how that scale falls.
    1. Beanaissance - Great Northern
    2. Habeans - Kidney
    3. Troubean - Great Northern
    4. Brand New Bean - Black Eyed Peas
    5. Beanvil - Gigante
    6. Lucifer - Lima
    7. Antichrist - Royal Corona
    8. Fuel(ed by Beans) - Black
    9. Road Rage - Refried Beans (cooked in lard)
    10. Houbeanie - Cannellini
    11. Guilty Conscience 2 - Lima
    12. Head Honcho - Pinto
    13. Temporary - Flageolets
    14. Bad Bean - Canary
    15. Tobean - Mung
    16. Somebody Save Bean - Pinto
    Bonus Tracks:
    After having listened to bonus tracks, I don't feel they're even worth rating. Give me back my $25.98 Marshall!!!!

    Album Cover - Lentils; lentils keep you full, nourished, and satiated. The album artwork dropped early week of release, giving us more hype and feeding us enough to get to release night.
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    I look forward to spirited debate. Increase your fiber intake for clean, easy digestion and a healthy colon as we approach the verbal constipation that will be TDOSS.
     
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2024
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  2. jankland
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    jankland In My Cringe Arc.

    Jul 9, 2024
    There's an argument to be made that you're the best poster on this site right next to @Tarzan
     
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  3. Minato
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    Minato Stan till I Dido

    Jul 9, 2024
    Houbeani
    :emoji_laughing:
     
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  4. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jul 17, 2024
    this thread didn't get the attention it deserves. @Beans typed this while at a funeral and still managed to outshine every other stan on the forum. I review this review as a garbanzo :clap:
     
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  5. Dr. Prep
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    Dr. Prep

    Jul 11, 2024
    I love every Beans post more than the last
     
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