Jun 14, 2015 What kind of sick f--- does it standing? You're just asking for a bigger mess when you stand
Jun 14, 2015 It's okay for you ducks all you got to do is go in the water afterwards and everything is A1
Jun 14, 2015 Reporting back on my experience. My dude's who sit down, please continue to do so. Don't even try standing. It's awkward and you just look ridiculous trying to do so. I also found myself getting too deep and washing my gooch. (wasn't necessarily bad, kinda needed some cleaning, but very very awkward) Can't even explain much else because it was so traumatizing. Never again.
Jun 14, 2015 I ask this question to people all the time and im so surprised when people say sitting down. What are you a women!?STAND UP!
Jun 14, 2015 People act like you get wet sitting down shi--ing. The water is not at all near the lip of the toilet and I've never once gotten messy wiping my a---. I drink a lot of beer too so I've taken some huge messy dumps.
Jun 14, 2015 Nothing. I poop first and then I pee so that my pee runs down and cleanses the leftover s---. That's how vaginas work. If it doesn't get all of the s---, the I'll lean to the side to be able to reach, take a wipe, and clean the leftover particles.
