Welp, I should probably bid you farewell.

Started by pHiLLip fARkLe, Oct 7, 2024, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    Oct 7, 2024
    This f---ing nerd milton is going to obliterate my area more than likely. Ian wasn't s---, I'm not lookingnforward to this thing becoming the strongest storm ever recorded (already #2) it's inevitable. This thing is cruising at a measly 8 miles an hour over nothing but warm gulf waters with not a spec of land in its path to disrupt its organization and strength. I'm f-----.
     
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  2. Big Monkey
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    Oct 7, 2024
    Not trying to make light of a potentially life threatening situation but for the past 10+ years here you've been more than holding your own in beefs with dweeb after dweeb and dork after dork so don't sweat it broh you can take this punk.
     
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  3. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    Oct 8, 2024
    The only good thing is I live waaay more inland in lehigh now rather than cape coral. My hatches are battened down and I got hella beer. f--- this darsh milton
     
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    Oct 8, 2024
    Well I'm in the path now too so this could be my last post. Good luck farkle.. dont be out there looting..
     
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  5. Ricky
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    Oct 9, 2024
    Just curse at it with your chest out, be a man

    Youll be good!
     
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    Oct 9, 2024
    Stop living in areas that get hurricanes. It’s not rocket science.
     
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    Oct 9, 2024
    Pretty sure libs are trying to sink Florida to rig the election.
     
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    Oct 9, 2024
    Just watch Twisters movie, perfect moment
     
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  9. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    Oct 9, 2024
    @JMG I thought you were in west palm? If you actually are in the path of this MFer I hope everything is straight legit. I boarded up and prepared due to pretty much every past experience with hurricanes that were said to make landfall in the tampa bay region made landfall in lee, charlotte, or collier county and s--- got intense. Ian was the worst I've seen because I was literally at ground zero but not in a real bad flood zone so I was shuttered up and literally outside drinking walking around the neighborhood for most of the storm... if you are in the cone hopefully you're not in a flood zone and you boarded up. This one is moving a lot quicker than ian did tho so hopefully it just comes thru and leaves... ian chilled on top of us that f---er lasted like 12 hours. We've had our tiffs but I'd never want to see anyone's livelihood or life taken from them or their families so be safe if you're in miltons cross hairs for real
     
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  11. Worm
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    Oct 9, 2024
    will pray for your homes and popeyes parking lot :emoji_pray:
     
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    Oct 9, 2024
    Mines good eye made landfall I legit hope j and his famalam and home are str8
     
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    Oct 13, 2024
    I'm good. Tornados came way too close though and unironically spent a lot time in the tub.
     
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  15. Allis Mines
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    Oct 21, 2024
    Good riddance you p---- @pHiLLip fARkLe

    I survived several major earthquakes, didn't come on secrioneighty to have a drunken cry about it. I was too busy being a man and helping the community.
     
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  16. Big Monkey
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    Oct 21, 2024
    Not all of us have the luxury of living in the ocean, Fishboy.

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  17. Allis Mines
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    Oct 21, 2024
    Lol, You have some weird fetish . Just get therapy bro.
     
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  18. Big Monkey
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    Don't project your fish fetish onto me you sick freak.
     
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    Oct 22, 2024
    you can’t leave, who else will cover fack 2 when cc2 drops next year??
     
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