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  1. Worm
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    Jun 19, 2015
    How would no one do this? Only 200 years ago we were hanging women who could spell because we thought they were witches. Take me back 3000 years and no one can k--- me?? You could make up any story you want. Say you're gods cousin and he sent you here to have sex with every women...but no fattys. Imagine the look on someone's face from 3000 years ago if I made them a sandwich or a burger...they'd think I was god
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Jun 19, 2015
    here we go with 2deep n----s
     
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  4. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 19, 2015
    I'd k--- all the prophets so today we would only be fighting over real stuff, like race, money, oil and eminem
     
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  5. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Jun 19, 2015
    which is honestly the way it should be :bigquint:
     
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  6. Koke
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    Koke

    Jun 19, 2015
    100%.

    I would rule the universe
     
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  7. Michael Myers
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    Jun 19, 2015
    Your memory remains intact?
     
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  8. Oldboy
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    Jun 19, 2015
    i honestly dont feel like i can handle 3000 years until the internet
     
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  9. Jaya
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    Jun 19, 2015
    imagine all the people of different times you get to f--- and have kids with... that'd be dope
    but also razors werent invented so ugh
     
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  10. Old Account
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    Jun 19, 2015
    I wouldn't accept immortality

    I care too much about the people around me to watch everyone die while I continue to live
     
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  11. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Jun 19, 2015
    @Worm made sure none of the real s--- ever got passed on
     
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    Jun 19, 2015
    p--- 3000 years ago would probably be a bunch of guys in a stadium watching some couple f--- for 30 minutes
     
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  13. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Jun 20, 2015
    Depends. If I was to accept would I be sent back 3000 years as the same person I am now or will I be strengthened due to 'immortality'?
     
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    aleexz that's a zany name, ain't it ?

    Jun 19, 2015
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  15. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Jun 19, 2015
    i wanna make a mom joke but im too tired to be clever
     
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  16. Michael Myers
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    Jun 19, 2015
    If you don't know about internet you can't miss it :kobe:
     
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