Feb 4, 2025

It's insane that the entire public perception of this man changed, first rap battle I was alive and present for where this happened to an actual big name. Couldn't be happier as a certified hater

 

Feb 3, 2025

This dude just continues to make missteps every step of the way since getting dissed. Yeah some sexy songs, whatever you creep.

 

Feb 3, 2025

 

Feb 16, 2025

 

Feb 14, 2025

well you also s----d your own d-ck so makes sense

This is exactly what I thought it would be. Very mid. After everything that happened you'd think he would come out with a rap album and attempt to make some bangers as a comeback, but instead decided to do a valentines collab album. I see it's his last album under his contract so possibly just putting it out to get it over with but this dude better have something better on deck cause this ain't it

 

Feb 14, 2025

Bait used to be believable man what happened to the s80 I loved

 

Feb 16, 2025

It's an album to commit sexual assault to more like it

 

Feb 3, 2025

Nah, this was the time to come back with some IYRTITL or NWTS type of s---, I'll pass

 

Feb 16, 2025

They’re not gonna post this one

 

Feb 17, 2025

Nah, it's like Drake has dropped 10 rivals in a row now.

 

Feb 16, 2025

Ain’t nobody wanna f--- to this album, it might put them to sleep instead. It doesn’t take any analyzing to realize how bad this album is lol. It’s just that when you DO analyze the album it’s even worse than you initially thought. This is massive cope if I’ve ever seen it. Ohhhhh if you don’t like my music you don’t get b------s nah man we get b------s just not underage ones.

 

Feb 16, 2025

It's time for him to disappear for 5 years and come back when he has music remotely worth releasing

 

Feb 16, 2025

I am furious so prepare for a LONG RANT. I’m just gonna post this review and get it over with. I went into this album being charitable as f--- to Drake because everyone knows I’m a hater. But just because I’m a hater of him as a person doesn’t mean I hate his music. Even though I rated For All The Dogs like 6/10 there was plenty of songs on there I like. I even liked most of the singles he was dropping with 100 GIGS. So it’s not like I just blindly hate his music no matter what. I say all of that to say…

THIS ALBUM IS f---ing DOGSHIT!!!!!!!! 3/10!!!!!!!!!!

This album pissed me the f--- off but I’ll get to that in a minute. It’s not enough to just call this album boring. It’s absolutely horrendous. So let’s walk down the tracklist a bit. I’m not gonna go over every song, just the important ones.

The first songs I liked didn’t even have Drake on them (“DEEPER” by PartyNextDoor and “PIMMIE’S DILEMMA” but that’s barely a song it’s more like an interlude). It’s not like those are good songs either, they’re just better than all the nonsense surrounding them. The same could be said for GIMME A HUG. People are hyping this up and even I kinda liked it on first listen but this song is really just mediocre. Drake really being a “where my hug at?” a--- dude on this song and it’s embarrassing. After the things he’s been accused of this song is just weird and creepy.

Songs like raining in Houston really making me roll my eyes at this point. This dude is on autopilot. Please bring partynextdoor back oh wait he on the next track but that track boring anyway. Oh yeah by the way this collab was a horrible idea because PND outshines Drake on every track and makes you realize Drake can’t sing. Even PND is still boring though, it’s just easy to beat someone crooning weirdly mixed corny vocal lines like “I remember stressin' over bills like a Buffalo fan,” on MOTH BALLS. What is up with these weird a--- song names by the way?

Songs like Small Town Fame, Brian Steel deadass sound like leftovers from the last album which are basically lil yachty leftovers. Funnily enough I saw T-Pain have the same theory that a lot of these songs are leftovers. Meet Your Padre is the worst f---ing song I’ve heard in a while, this s--- deadass sound like a parody. Drake needs to stop with the Spanish songs, he sounds like a fool.

Before I continue down the important songs in the tracklist I need to address something about this album that’s also going to be relevant further down in this review. This album has way too many f---ing beat switches. It’s like they knew this s--- was boring so they switched the songs up a million times but it still didn’t work. There are elements of a bunch of these songs that I like but they end up getting ruined by the f---ing beat switches. They either do nothing or k--- the momentum of the song and make the song worse. Who knows, maybe they were just stitching songs together at this point.

Alright, let’s get to the song that pissed me off on this album: NOKIA. The song comes on and I’m like holy s---, maybe having leniency towards Drake on this album was the right call because d--- this song bangs at first. I was like d--- this is the most catchy Drake song I’ve heard in a long a--- time, he might finally have a solo hit on his hands after all of these years. I finally legitimately 100% like a Drake song on first listen after all this time.

BUT THEN THE f---ing BEAT SWITCHES!!!!! Once this happened I was sent into a downward spiral of fiery rage. I finally enjoy a Drake song and he has to do THIS s---?!?!? This guy is f---ing WASHED. WHO the f--- is this dumbass nerd saying “Babygurrrrllll” all over the f---ing song??? It’s completely ruined!!! I thought Drake songs were supposed to at least sound good but then he makes baffling braindead decisions like this. f--- NOKIA.

After this I didn’t give a f--- about the rest of the album. The only things that stuck out were the song with the guitar on it (I forget which one) and that terrible GLORIOUS song where he’s imitating Ice Spice for some reason, I guess he feels more free to be a bad b---- now.

Nothing else on this album is even relevant. 21 tracks and only MAYBE 7 of them are okay at best (DEEPER, PIMMIE’S DILEMMA, GIMME A HUG, NOKIA, DIE TRYING, SOMEBODY LOVES ME, and CELIBACY). Despite all the f---ing beat switches this album still manages to feel like one long, repetitive song for the most part. This s--- is barely sex songs, it’s more like background music. But the thing is way better sex songs and background music already exist so this album is pointless and lazy thrown together trash. Drake is on autopilot the whole f---ing time.

I’m just gonna say it, if his next solo album sucks he needs to shut the f--- up and retire. I am tired of hearing Drake say s--- like “just wait, the bangers are coming. We making better music than them.” WHERE THE f--- ARE THE BANGERS AT THEN, DRAKE?!?!? WE BEEN WAITING YEARS AND THEY’RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. You could’ve had a b-----r with NOKIA BUT YOU f----- IT UP JUST LIKE YOU f--- UP EVERYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS!!! And “making better music than them”??? Better music than WHO??? All the people you beefed with who dropped albums recently (Future, Kendrick, The Weeknd) are miles ahead of you in terms of album quality. MILES!!!! Listen to this album and then listen to Hurry Up Tomorrow and try to tell me with a straight face that this Drake x PND album is good. I’ll wait.

f--- this album and f--- Drake. f--- PartyNextDoor’s boring a--- too, dude would be an absolute nobody without Drake. f--- Drake Stans too (not the fans) I hate all these stupid dickriders I see on Twitter. They are r-----ed for defending this trash. It’s just proof that no matter how f---ing mediocre you are there will always be people to praise you. No wonder the bar is set so low in this world. This album was a waste of my f---ing time that I’ll never get back. I’m done with this f---ing loser creep masquerading as a rapper.

 

Feb 15, 2025

Just listened to the album for the first time. Review coming soon.

 

Feb 15, 2025

I see people trying to defend this album by saying they’re slow songs. Slow songs can be done right though lol just because it’s slow doesn’t automatically make it bad. It’s just that Drake sucks at slow songs now. You know EXACTLY what to expect from him in the worst way possible

 

Feb 15, 2025

 

Feb 14, 2025

I'm not interested in listening to over an hour of the exact kind of Drake songs I dislike

 

Feb 14, 2025

i'm clearly missing something bc this is 0/5 for me so far

 

Feb 13, 2025

have they even dropped a single? This is most likely going to be trash

 

Feb 12, 2025

He’s becoming a relic of the past. Crazy how fast he went from diamond plagues, to not being mention in class. The degrassi Grad is spiraling like a Brat. And I don’t mean Charlie XCX.