Feb 16, 2025 Weeknd more of a pop star, he’s bigger than R&B Chris good, but he drops 30 tracks projects full of filler now.
Feb 16, 2025 Every weekend song after Kissland has been filler. He was so good though. Kissland and HOB are classics
Feb 16, 2025 Drake only got that many streams because of Kendrick. Kendrick just said Drake’s name at the Super Bowl and it became a huge meme. Drake I want you to say “thank you Kendrick”
Feb 16, 2025 I am furious so prepare for a LONG RANT. I’m just gonna post this review and get it over with. I went into this album being charitable as f--- to Drake because everyone knows I’m a hater. But just because I’m a hater of him as a person doesn’t mean I hate his music. Even though I rated For All The Dogs like 6/10 there was plenty of songs on there I like. I even liked most of the singles he was dropping with 100 GIGS. So it’s not like I just blindly hate his music no matter what. I say all of that to say… THIS ALBUM IS f---ing DOGSHIT!!!!!!!! 3/10!!!!!!!!!! This album pissed me the f--- off but I’ll get to that in a minute. It’s not enough to just call this album boring. It’s absolutely horrendous. So let’s walk down the tracklist a bit. I’m not gonna go over every song, just the important ones. The first songs I liked didn’t even have Drake on them (“DEEPER” by PartyNextDoor and “PIMMIE’S DILEMMA” but that’s barely a song it’s more like an interlude). It’s not like those are good songs either, they’re just better than all the nonsense surrounding them. The same could be said for GIMME A HUG. People are hyping this up and even I kinda liked it on first listen but this song is really just mediocre. Drake really being a “where my hug at?” a--- dude on this song and it’s embarrassing. After the things he’s been accused of this song is just weird and creepy. Songs like raining in Houston really making me roll my eyes at this point. This dude is on autopilot. Please bring partynextdoor back oh wait he on the next track but that track boring anyway. Oh yeah by the way this collab was a horrible idea because PND outshines Drake on every track and makes you realize Drake can’t sing. Even PND is still boring though, it’s just easy to beat someone crooning weirdly mixed corny vocal lines like “I remember stressin' over bills like a Buffalo fan,” on MOTH BALLS. What is up with these weird a--- song names by the way? Songs like Small Town Fame, Brian Steel deadass sound like leftovers from the last album which are basically lil yachty leftovers. Funnily enough I saw T-Pain have the same theory that a lot of these songs are leftovers. Meet Your Padre is the worst f---ing song I’ve heard in a while, this s--- deadass sound like a parody. Drake needs to stop with the Spanish songs, he sounds like a fool. Before I continue down the important songs in the tracklist I need to address something about this album that’s also going to be relevant further down in this review. This album has way too many f---ing beat switches. It’s like they knew this s--- was boring so they switched the songs up a million times but it still didn’t work. There are elements of a bunch of these songs that I like but they end up getting ruined by the f---ing beat switches. They either do nothing or k--- the momentum of the song and make the song worse. Who knows, maybe they were just stitching songs together at this point. Alright, let’s get to the song that pissed me off on this album: NOKIA. The song comes on and I’m like holy s---, maybe having leniency towards Drake on this album was the right call because d--- this song bangs at first. I was like d--- this is the most catchy Drake song I’ve heard in a long a--- time, he might finally have a solo hit on his hands after all of these years. I finally legitimately 100% like a Drake song on first listen after all this time. BUT THEN THE f---ing BEAT SWITCHES!!!!! Once this happened I was sent into a downward spiral of fiery rage. I finally enjoy a Drake song and he has to do THIS s---?!?!? This guy is f---ing WASHED. WHO the f--- is this dumbass nerd saying “Babygurrrrllll” all over the f---ing song??? It’s completely ruined!!! I thought Drake songs were supposed to at least sound good but then he makes baffling braindead decisions like this. f--- NOKIA. After this I didn’t give a f--- about the rest of the album. The only things that stuck out were the song with the guitar on it (I forget which one) and that terrible GLORIOUS song where he’s imitating Ice Spice for some reason, I guess he feels more free to be a bad b---- now. Nothing else on this album is even relevant. 21 tracks and only MAYBE 7 of them are okay at best (DEEPER, PIMMIE’S DILEMMA, GIMME A HUG, NOKIA, DIE TRYING, SOMEBODY LOVES ME, and CELIBACY). Despite all the f---ing beat switches this album still manages to feel like one long, repetitive song for the most part. This s--- is barely sex songs, it’s more like background music. But the thing is way better sex songs and background music already exist so this album is pointless and lazy thrown together trash. Drake is on autopilot the whole f---ing time. I’m just gonna say it, if his next solo album sucks he needs to shut the f--- up and retire. I am tired of hearing Drake say s--- like “just wait, the bangers are coming. We making better music than them.” WHERE THE f--- ARE THE BANGERS AT THEN, DRAKE?!?!? WE BEEN WAITING YEARS AND THEY’RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. You could’ve had a b-----r with NOKIA BUT YOU f----- IT UP JUST LIKE YOU f--- UP EVERYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS!!! And “making better music than them”??? Better music than WHO??? All the people you beefed with who dropped albums recently (Future, Kendrick, The Weeknd) are miles ahead of you in terms of album quality. MILES!!!! Listen to this album and then listen to Hurry Up Tomorrow and try to tell me with a straight face that this Drake x PND album is good. I’ll wait. f--- this album and f--- Drake. f--- PartyNextDoor’s boring a--- too, dude would be an absolute nobody without Drake. f--- Drake Stans too (not the fans) I hate all these stupid dickriders I see on Twitter. They are r-----ed for defending this trash. It’s just proof that no matter how f---ing mediocre you are there will always be people to praise you. No wonder the bar is set so low in this world. This album was a waste of my f---ing time that I’ll never get back. I’m done with this f---ing loser creep masquerading as a rapper.
Feb 16, 2025 I’m surprised Drake even passed him with a collab album right after the Super Bowl performance lol
Feb 16, 2025 It’s because he was mentioned at the Super Bowl, of course everybody was gonna check it out first day. But the songs are already falling.
Feb 16, 2025 If I remember right, it was Drake that put Kendrick on Tale Care so he could be mainstream
Feb 16, 2025 When Kendrick was in elementary, Drake pulled up with Young Money and copied his Study Sheet. Where you think OVO comes from? His ABC’s
Feb 16, 2025 Haha, the album legitimately made me mad. I get too passionate about this music s--- sometimes. I thought it would just be a boring snooze fest but it was much worse. I don’t wanna have to give reviews like this truthfully. I’d love to just be able to put the album on and vibe to it. It’s just crazy that you can be the biggest rapper in the world and get away with s--- like this meanwhile there are amazing artists out there who are way less popular that will probably never blow up
Feb 16, 2025 People heaping praise on mediocrity is a constant in every art form and I wish it wasn't! Lowest common denominator drivel.
Feb 16, 2025 It is kinda crazy how much the general public turn on Drake. This time last year he seem untouchable, like Taylor swift. But she could put out her most mid album ever and everyone praises it. Drake opens his mouth and the kids running from the fences
Feb 16, 2025 I remember stressing over bills like a buffalo fan? I could write a better line as a stan
Feb 16, 2025 True, except Eminem. That’s my endgame. Just me and him battling. But I know I’ll lose, it’s depressing
