Aug 4, 2015

After I had sinus surgery, there was still blood draining down the back of my throat and the first thing I remember is just hocking bloody loogies (with my eyes still closed) all over the blanket in front of me. As I slowly came back into consciousness, the nurse told me I had to stop spitting so I kept spitting at the her and said "NO! I WANT TO GO HOME."

 

Aug 4, 2015

Last summer my left lung 48% collapsed. So to put in the chest tube, they gave me a combination of Probafol and Kettamine.

That s--- was

When I woke up, I thought I was dreaming. Shapes were spinning everywhere and I was seeing all of these colors and s---. When that finally stopped everything looked sooooo weird. It was like being high in GTA 5 times 1,000,000,000. All of my audio is and visual senses were heavily distorted. Anyway, while enjoying my K-Trip, I COULD NOT STOP CURSING!!! That wouldn't have been a big deal, except for the fact that I was in the pediatric wing (they put me there because it was closer and my situation was urgent).
At one point my dad said "C'mon man, we're in the pediatric wing." I then replied by saying "Really? OOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUCK"

Then my grandma went on to talk about doing acid in the sixties

About 30 minutes into my K-Trip, I developed a temporary lisp, turned to the male nurse (who was black) and said "I sound like Mike Tyson."

Don't judge me, it was Kettamine