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  1. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Sep 13, 2015
    :gift_heart:-ing so hard right now
     
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  2. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Sep 13, 2015
    She can get it
    She can get it
    She can get it
    She can get it
    And you know just know just know just know just know just what she wants
    Poetic justic, put it in a song alrighhhhhhhh
     
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  3. Maximus
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Sep 13, 2015
    this thread suddenly got really sexy
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 14, 2015
    @Jax go to Lil John for love songs next time. I think Lil Johns lyrics would connect to girls more emotionally than J. Cole. For example, I point you towards Step Yo Game Up by lil John and snoop dogg.
    Lyrics such as;
    "Break it down b----, let me see you back it up"
    is a great opener as it instills confidence in women, more so in them twerking and grinding on other people, still very empowering though.
    "Drop that a--- down low then pick that MFer up"
    See? Empowering. Women are strong and independent, Lil John knows this, which is why he lets the girls drop it low and pick it back up all by themselves.
    "Rub that s--- it's yours b----, grab his d-ck it's yours b----"
    A woman's body is her own, It would be highly inappropriate/looked down upon if a man suggested he owned a woman or part of her body. Johnny breaks down these barriers by literally giving his d-ck to her. His penis literally belongs to the female and speaking as a man, our most valued possession is our d-ck, to give it away and grant ownership to someone else like that? Epitome of empowering Chivalry.
    "Now turn around b----, put that a--- on a n-----"
    Usually putting your a--- on someone, would be considered sexual assault. John empowers woman here by saying that even though it's deemed as sexual assault, you may still grind your a--- on him.

    I feel like these lyrics are much more empowering than the Cole ones you posted. Although there isn't as much content in the song I suggested, I still believe the message is stronger.
     
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  5. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Sep 14, 2015
    Jax posted Drake lyrics brah. :laff:
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 14, 2015
    oh wow. I feel like a monumental fuckhead now. wow. lol.

    Drake and J.Cole are the same person when they sing about girls :idk:
     
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Sep 14, 2015
    Cole could have wrote it. :idk:
     
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  8. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 14, 2015
    IT'S ON. (even though every politician PM ever is objectively s---) Turnbull resigned and is challenging Abbott's leadership. Now, i'm not a political expert, but from what I understand is that Turnbull is still Liberal, without the Archaic Tony Abbott ideals. So he's already "less-s---" which is the winning criteria in politics. Turnbull wants the Government to go back to being run similar as it was when Howard was PM. Howard was bad (like i said though, they all sux) But Howard was probably the last PM we had that did anything right. Since Howard's leave, Australia's economy and employment rate lowered, climate change has been looked at like it's a joke and even though countries like America, China and UK have adopted money-saving "green-energy" Australia sits back and is like "but we gotta stop boats lol"

    I might be getting my hopes a bit high, but hopefully after the next week or so, I'll never have to hear/see anything Tony Abbot related again.
    Just realised @Jax actually posted Quentin Miller lyrics :adaddsa:
     
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  9. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Sep 14, 2015
    I don't know how good of a Prime Minister John Howard was but I thought he was a lad.

    [​IMG]

    Couldn't chuck a ball but he tried. :laff:
     
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  10. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 14, 2015
    Someone make that a smiley holy f---.

    and @Jakey an easy way to put it is, when John Howard was PM, everyone said he was s---, when Kev was PM everyone said he was s---, when anyone was PM, everyone said they were s---. Now that you understand that, the thing that made good ol johnny alright, was that everyone had jobs/work back then. like, jobs everywhere. there were trees, with jobs growing on them. people on centrelink had to do work for the dole (even though work for the dole was rly bad and people were doing meaningless work that benefits almost nobody).

    fast forward to today, everyone's on centrelink :rejoice: (me included, only cause the taxation office f----- me and i was taxed 60% of my pay for 3 years and getting on centrelink is pretty much my only way of getting that money back)
    Unemployment rate is at a massive high and instead of a PM doing something to fix these things, he's got his sights set that the problem with our economy is 100% that people come here on boats and "take" our work. which is complete s--- cus good luck getting work without a f---ing visa/id/birthcert/TFN/passport/proof you exist lmao
     
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Sep 14, 2015
    Hahahah, bloody Tony. #bringbackjohnny
     
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    mdemaz Molasses

    Sep 14, 2015
    I didn't mind Howard's policies, I just thought he was a goofy fellow. This Bill guy talks a lot, but I don't know if he can figure out how to sort out this whole mess, then again, his speeches are decent and he makes sense, but sometimes he seems to be talking trash just to make everyone like him.
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Sep 14, 2015
    When is the next election?
     
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    mdemaz Molasses

    Sep 14, 2015
    Hopefully soon.

    :dead:
     
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Sep 14, 2015
    a change in prime minister could be announced in a few hours..
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Sep 14, 2015
    Yeah, I know, doesn't really interest me tbh.
    I just want to know whether I'll be in the country for the next one or getting a fine =p. Stupid a--- mandatory voting.


    How was your day anyway?
     
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Sep 14, 2015
    wikileaks all the way (did you actually vote for them? never met anyone who actually did haha)

    and yeah it was pretty good actually, had uni late so i was hanging around abit
    wbu?
     
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    mdemaz Molasses

    Sep 14, 2015
    Boring, hurry up and get Malcolm in.
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Sep 14, 2015
    Voted wikileaks the last election :emoji_wink:, well i'm pretty sure it was the last one.,

    Ah good, you ended up getting a good sleep in?
    My been pretty chilled, just taking car of s--- around the house.
     
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Sep 14, 2015
    woke up at 9 i think, eh

    we probably were the only 2 in perth who voted wikileaks :'(
     
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