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  1. NyKill
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    NyKill POTATO

    Aug 10, 2015
    it's one of the 300 things that can k--- you over there lol
     
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  2. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 10, 2015
    Are they aggressive or carnivorous? Can you scare it away? What are your chances of survival if you try to fight it?
     
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  3. threee
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    threee Rip

    Aug 10, 2015
    Very aggressive. Capable of f---ing up someone pretty bad
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    @Nori @NyKill
    You know that sorta hipster-y trend, where you wear no shoes and be a hippy sorta thing?
    DO NOT, NOT-WEAR SHOES IN AUSTRALIA.
    [​IMG]
    Now I know what you're thinking, "but CoCo, i'll just take my shoes off and go swimming cause your country is so hot :)"
    DO f---ing NOT. JUST WEAR SHOES EVERYWHERE.
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    "oh but CoCo, that's just a rock???"
    and that's why you would die in australia. This is a stone fish, looks like a harmless rock right? WRONG. this c-----fish camoufalge's itself anywhere near rocks. So you'll be walking and all of a sudden you step on the f---er. stepping on a fish isn't too bad though, right? WRONG AGAIN. you step on this f----faced-c-----fish you're getting about 12 spines shot straight into your feet filled with poison.
     
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  5. NyKill
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    Aug 10, 2015
    yeah, I'm swimming in pools out there, gotta know what I'm getting into m8
     
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  6. Pixel
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    Aug 10, 2015
    This f----faced-c---- fish
     
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  7. Pixel
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    Aug 10, 2015
    Im gonna call my boss a f--- faced c---- fish from now
     
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  8. threee
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    I remember going to a pool by the sea (so it would be filled by high-tide) and almost being stung by a jellyfish that was trapped in it
     
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  9. Lucy
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    Aug 10, 2015
    Good choice. To my knowledge there aren't any australian killer animals in house pools. Though I have heard that in shittier, hotter, deadlier parts of australia (Cairns) the Crocodiles will often go for a swim in house pools after eating the household pet.
     
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  10. Lucy
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    Actually Crocodiles are by far the most f----- up thing we have. Don't go to the most northern parts at all. it's just s---, trust me.
     
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  11. NyKill
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    Aug 10, 2015
    prolly should just go to Guinea
     
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  12. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    Have any of you mother f---ers heard a Crocodile like growl IRL??

    I don't get scared by much, but hearing that s--- made me take a step or 5 back from the cage it was behind. it is legit f-----, will look for a video.
     
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  13. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 10, 2015
    I don't think I ever want to go to Australia :emoji_fearful:

    @CoCo you have to be careful over here too, if you walk barefoot you might step on one of these :emoji_slight_frown:
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    Im from Australia, what kind of animal is that?
     
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  15. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Aug 10, 2015
    Crocodiles are actual f---ing beasts. Natural born survivors and predators.
     
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    Aug 10, 2015
    Now keep in mind, I was about as far away as the guy in this vid before he walks up to the croc. The croc I saw was the biggest crocodile in captivity, in the world. (around 8 metres long off memory). this c---- was huge, i'm not over exaggerating when i say it was just under a meter wide. This giganticunt growled and it's probably the most scared I've ever felt. I wasn't scared like "oh s--- im gonna die rn" but scared as in "yeah holy f--- thats a real life dragon"


    common hazard in places like woodridge (brisbane), ipswich (QLD), Kings cross (sydney), Sunbury (melbourne)
     
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Aug 10, 2015
    I don't think I've ever been to the beach without being stung by a jellyfish
     
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  19. NyKill
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    Aug 10, 2015
    so how many of you are related to British convicts?
     
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    Maximus Skeppy

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