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Started by Lucy, Aug 7, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Mimi
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    Location: the world

    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 12, 2015
    Dude... my mums boyfriend works for the gov/council dealing with pipes and drains and whatever else, said him and his coworkers had to dig up and open a pipe for some reason, did so and then a Dugite slithered through it. Now that species of venomous, potentially lethal, snake will be coming up somebodies toilet. =|
     
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  2. mdemaz
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    Location: Brisbane, Australia

    mdemaz Molasses

    Nov 13, 2015
    Some kids let go a few stink bombs in the mall. Funny as f---.
     
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  3. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 13, 2015
    Yeah I see them every now and then crawling up the walls in my house. My family just squish them in tissue and then put it in the bin/flush 'em down.

    Annoying little c----.
    The NBN has been talked about since f---ing 07... 8 years and still nothing. Ugh
     
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  4. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 13, 2015
    8yrs?! Jesus. It's not like the Internet is some small little thing, that not many people use, so holding off with it isn't major issue. Uughhh
     
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  5. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 13, 2015
    It's got to do with the roll out and installation of copper-fibre or something.
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 13, 2015
    had a pretty busy past 2 weeks, got no money till monday, found leftover pills from ages ago, its a friday... so now I have some @mdemaz rocks stuck in my nose. How's everybody else????

    @Mimi yeah those lil fa----s are around, though they are pretty rare in QLD. If I had to guess, I'd say the ridiculous heat here is more than enough to make them just not want to be here
     
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  7. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 13, 2015
    s-----y phone making me double post
     
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  8. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Nov 13, 2015
    Seriously dude i will stop liking your posts... but promiss me this.. do standup / write comedy pls
     
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  9. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Nov 13, 2015
    You Aussies are all so funny / cool / memorable :hovcry:
     
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  10. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 13, 2015
    dont stop you aight
     
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  11. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Nov 13, 2015
     
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  12. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Nov 13, 2015
    Srs question why are you on centrelink. And why do you do drugs while on centrelink
     
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  13. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Nov 13, 2015
    huh? what?
     
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  14. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 13, 2015
    I am the funniest right? :emoji_kissing_heart:
     
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  15. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 13, 2015
    because why the f--- not
     
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  16. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Nov 13, 2015
    Idk I'd rather starve than go on centrelink

    Sell the drugs make a profit
     
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  17. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 13, 2015
    #straya
     
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  18. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 13, 2015
    :westbrook2:
     
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  19. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Nov 13, 2015


    mhm
     
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  20. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Nov 13, 2015
    :df:
     
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