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Started by Lucy, Aug 7, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 13, 2015
    because I'm a piece of s--- to society. I will take your tax payer money and literally smoke it.

    Nah not really, I had troubles with the tax department, i was getting taxed the full 60%-70% (not sure but around that) for the first 3 years of my working life. When i did my tax return (or, tried to) they pretty much said "that TFN isn't real, you don't exist fa----" Still not sure what happened to this day, tried chasing it up a few times and everyone was pretty much saying "oh this is weird, it's never happened before, but I can't help you". So anyways, cause of that and losing my job a little while ago, I went on the 'looking for work' centrelink thing, figured it would be the only real way I could get the money I worked for. Oh and don't worry, i'ts not like I spend my fortnightly pay entirely on drugs, I give most of it away, to help my dad/siblings and keep what I need.

    I should be working again within a week or two, the employment agency said they've got a interview lined up for me Thursday and i'm so f---ing keen to start working again. Get's s--- f---ing boring at home nearly every day.
     
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 13, 2015
    Does everyone think australians are racist red necks?
     
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Nov 13, 2015
    It's Sunnybank you should be swimming in asian p----
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 13, 2015
    Just had an epiphany thanks to this post.
    I realized, i should probably just start a prostitution ring in Sunnybank.
     
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Nov 13, 2015
    Getting killed by an Asian gangster is an honourable death
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 13, 2015
    Because they get deported after killing me? or, other reasons?
     
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    threee Rip

    Nov 13, 2015
     
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 14, 2015
    thanks to the simpsons movie I know what that word means
     
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  9. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 14, 2015
    OMG LIGHTENING! Im not even being sarcastic, lightning is amazing.
     
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 14, 2015
    AC DC is playing live just over the road from my house a bit. Could hear it all night.
     
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 14, 2015
    that means you can hear all the s--- music that performs there also right?
     
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Nov 14, 2015
    were they any good? from your house?
     
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    Nov 14, 2015
    @Immy @Mimi if u guys every get married thatl be one fkn awful tounge twister
     
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  14. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 14, 2015
    now you got me saying it
     
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    Nov 14, 2015
    @Jakey @Ordinary Joel @threee @SHUDEYE calling all aussies lets bump this thread again
     
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    Nov 14, 2015
    say it 10 times
    they sorta combine into mimmy
     
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    Nov 14, 2015
    Not sure, I've never actually heard anything from there before AC DC lol. Could imagine this s--- getting real fucken annoying if it was some s--- like lady gaga playing or whatever the f---.

    seemed alright, the lyrics were a bit hard to hear but I could hear highway to h--- and all the instrumentals almost clear as day lmao.
     
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 14, 2015
    myimymiymimymmmmiyiymiiymimmimimmimmyiimymymyimyymiyimmiymimiim
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 14, 2015
    My boy is going to see them next week. Lucky b------.
     
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

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    We know when joel rolls in
     
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