Aug 10, 2015

*Stop beat and pause...*


Ok next

 

Aug 10, 2015

 

Aug 10, 2015

I think we should have a contest on who can write the most believable and best Eminem verse and whoever wins gets a thousand dollars @Koolo

 

Aug 10, 2015

(ShadyXV flow) I'm killing while filling and grilling these willing children wielding nose rings and snorting hydrochloric coating and codeine, quote me provoke me I'll get Robin Williams to CHOKE ME


That was one line.

 

Aug 10, 2015

Yea, this thread will totally work

 

Aug 10, 2015

i'll crawl inside your a--- just to keep warm
use your meat curtains just as a form
of sexual deviance
you can bet i'll get it in, this is disobedience
make threads you hate, just because it's convenience

 

Aug 10, 2015

Is that a Bridge i smell?

 

Aug 10, 2015

i rhymed song with song

im practically ice cube

 

Aug 10, 2015

i support this thread so hard

 

Aug 10, 2015

I woke up today ready salivate and masturbate....
Oh look a delicious plate of tacos than i haven't ate, I'm ready to go so stop the tap im killing the flow.....
Stabbed Ronald Mcdonald with a knife and ate some fries at BK!!.............
fingered a black girl shopping on DK..went home and fingered my a--- with dk,
one is a girl and one is a game, im having such a monkey day, Then I...EXPAND DONG....
throw a rock at israeli's soldier using mariahs thong, Take a hit out of my used bong to try inspire myself like in my old song,
then made a new hit that sounds like noise i would use as background on an old f--- im getting my rhymes skills out there,
i rhymed song with song, im practically ICE CUBE....
I'm a nice dude, non commercial I'm 42, still tryna be controversial,
I punch in every line, it goes without rehearsal. IM BOUT TO BURST ON.....
Kim, but see How 43 now, still raping girls...im kinda of a loser,
Abuser of girls i'm lickin ,But I just shove my d-ck in, it's small call it a prick then,
give her a good dickin, put her to sleep then i'm pickin,
new dressers for her to wear, while i'm f---in her scalp, pickling out the hair. I'll diss on you
I'll piss on you but if you're name is @Meero I'll j*** on you come her boy, let me put this d-ck on you,
YEAH THATS RIGHT IM THE REAL KING, And I'll bring the craft that i've mastered at hand
You'll never die just ask jam master jay, I've tried it with creating a story before.
It usually just ends up with s--- going everywhere and a lot of d----s, They a bunch of cactuses, Stupid PRICKS.......

Hook - im so f---ing awesome when they hand me mics
n----s enjoy my songs im flawless to a t the way my songs spread the likes

Verse 2:
Took a slut to K-Mart down to aisle 69, Gave her a hicky, nah she's lying sam, Oh, you think you can? You must be sniffing coke
My mind is more f----- up than @@Skippy's nose, went on SXN80 and flirted with @@Jasmine
my a--- is mean she did a 180 when i told her i like getting jizzed from men,Pistol poppin then
JASMINE AND j*** FROM MEN GET IT? IM d--- HOT !....
I'm addicted to rap just ask Caitlyn Jenner. We both still go hard but I ain't getting no procedure, spazzed out just call it a seizure it's an emer-gency
Lost my virginity when i r---d girl named kim in the basement Saw @@Nori in a magazine,
Matter of fact i'm drinking lean acting like i'm seventeen, put my head in nori's a---. clostrophobic
im a homophobic the way i talk s--- to the gay but im being scientific when i call @@Final gay, i'll crawl inside your a--- just to keep warm
use your meat curtains just as a form
of sexual deviance
you can bet i'll get it in, this is disobedience
make threads you hate, just because it's convenience
But calling me gay is like calling caitlyn jenner a lesbian
but all these extra men, they come up to me after a dicking
and wanna have sex again, but I ain't about that life
still cutting my d-ck with a sharpened knife,
millions of bucks, yeh f--- MY LIFE... call it a day dream, reached down n pulled my dickout ,
YELLING no hands mom look how my d-ck just sighed!
get it, d-ck just sighed?, *beat stops* huhah, hes tired of giving b------s rides UGH !
Im on top of my game and you b------s still hate/sorry If this comes off as cheesy BUT I FEEL GREAT !...

Hook - im so f---ing awesome when they hand me mics
n----s enjoy my songs im flawless to a t the way my songs spread the likes

Bridge - I've been dreaming of the day when I could walk outside alone,
but I'm torn because when I am with Paul I don't feel so alone.
I used to f--- up, sat in the courtroom and I cried
But I had the greatest f---ing lawyer by my side.
And ever since we met you know he's been down to ride.
Took a couple years to come around, but I let Paul come inside.

Verse 3 - I'm killing while filling and grilling these willing children wielding nose rings and snorting hydrochloric coating and codeine,
QUOTE ME,
provoke me I'll get Robin Williams to CHOKE ME... You'd swear porter was my ghost writer,
But I just flow tighter then my daughters a---, can't smoke weed anymore,
I'm just sniffin the grass, I'm so f---ing CLASS...y I'll take a slut to McDonalds
Pull my pants down and tell her place my Big Mac next to her tonsils
Put my fingers up, like i'm flippin off the air,
call up my boy pace won, ripping out his hair
for leaking some lyrics of mine from back
in 99 when I was so high I could do a whole line
and seal cannabis's verse and say it was mine
while i'm f---ing kim and tucking my daughter
IN AT THE SAME TIME, UGH
U THINK THATS IT? I WILL f--- MY DAUGHTER WITH PLASTIC
BEFORE I EVER RETIRE U SPASTICS, ITS DRASTIC
HOW MUCH IVE CHANGED SINCE I CHANNELLED THE RAGE
OF SLIM SHADY TRAPPED IN HIS CAGE
THAT I CAN FINALLY EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR HAILIE ON MY PAGE
Incest f--- that? IM INCESTING SHE JUMPS ON MY GAUGE...
12 GAUGE SHOT-GUN, b----- I BEEN THIS NUTTY SINCE DAY 1
ever since i was a lil kid- b---- IVE JUST STAYED NUMB,
i wanted some food one day, MY MOMMA JUST MADE NONE
COMPETITION I'LL MAKE SOME, I EVEN MAKE THE BABIES
I r--- c-m, wait i said that didn't i? f--- THAT I'LL JUST
GO HAM GRAB THE GAT AND GO BAM LIKE OH MAN
I'M SICK OF VIOLENCE I WANNA SILENCE, YEH f--- THE
LAMBS...I go on section 80, JUST KIDDING fa---- I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET

Hook -
im so f---ing awesome when they hand me mics
n----s enjoy my songs im flawless to a t the way my songs spread the likes

*beat pause*

Verse 4 - I'm more brain dead than morris claiborne, certainly yall wouldnt get nut up if you vertically threw an acorn,
My last album is in the trash can, I'm changing my ways
Locked dre up in the basement, had him hanging for days
Then sought out a replacement who would produce my s---
Had a girlfriend until I had to proof that b----,
I remember back in my old career, before I
was known for hating queers I enticed
the ears of fa----s near, f---in maggots
started protesting, I was just protecting
My freedom of speech, I'm suckin
the third amendment, keep feeding the leech,
I made a video where proof died, and ironically he died later
I can't vibe to music unless I have my vibrator
Logged on to section eighty, got banned for only posting "hi hater"
Had a dream hailie was a triple baconator and I ate her,
Kylie just turned 18, im on the way to her mansion
Doing 105 while having visions of her dancing
Heart is beating so fast, if I was standing I'd fall
Havent been this nervous since I was introduced to Paul
I pull up to her crib, I step out of the Benz
I'm so insecure round people. Hope she doesn't have friends
I walk up to the door, and what do I see? A skinny below average rapper standing looking at me

 

Aug 10, 2015

I've been dreaming of the day when I could walk outside alone, but I'm torn because when I am with Paul I don't feel so alone.

 

Aug 10, 2015

But calling me gay is like calling caitlyn jenner a lesbian
but all these extra men, they come up to me after a dicking
and wanna have sex again, but I ain't about that life
still cutting my d-ck with a sharpened knife,
millions of bucks, yeh f--- my life

 

Aug 10, 2015

im so f---ing awesome when they hand me mics
n----s enjoy my songs im flawless to a t the way my songs spread the likes

 

Aug 10, 2015

haha

 

Aug 10, 2015

im 43 now, still raping girls...im kinda of a loser, its the only way i can get inside of a girl

 

Aug 10, 2015

but i shoulda said "old song n-----" and rhymed it with "new song n-----"...adding n----- would amplify the rhyme

 

Aug 10, 2015