Aug 15, 2015

In my car on a dirt road with a trailer park chick. Sounds like something Yelawolf would rap about.

 

Aug 15, 2015

When I was 11, to my best friend's 14 year old sister

it only lasted 10 mins, but I felt like I was given eternal life

 

Aug 15, 2015

With my penis

 

Aug 15, 2015

You're gonna get very few answers

 

Aug 15, 2015

@TimmyT

 

Aug 18, 2015

im gonna imagine @Mimi made this post so i can get hard

 

Aug 16, 2015

I couldn't find the f---ing hole

 

Aug 15, 2015

Uncle Moe Lester

 

Aug 18, 2015

Stop it, you're making me blush


You were great too

 

Aug 18, 2015

naaah b

i bought morning after pills the next day

 

Aug 15, 2015

 

Aug 18, 2015

true but he was doing a great job on something else

 

Aug 18, 2015

in a basement while he was babysitting his little sister
i had to sneak in his house in broad daylight
worth it though 10/10

 

Aug 16, 2015

Wait until you're 20 like me. The first few years might be rough, but after a while you won't even care about p----. You'll get to the point where women won't even phase you, it'll make them crazy and they'll start to do anything they can to make you want them. You'll become a God amongst men, the envy of every female.

 

Aug 15, 2015

I had just turned 16 about a week earlier and had been talking to this girl who was 17 at the time for about a month. So to get to the point I f----- her before school for the first time in the back of my car (not in the school parking lot lol, we met up early and went somewhere secluded), Anyways after that i called my homie to inform him of the good news and he told me to come over to his huse and he smoked me out on 2 blunts. then I went to school about an hour late feeling like a champ

 

Aug 15, 2015

friday was pizza night so we planned it around my (grand)parents leaving to go pick up the pizza

 

Aug 16, 2015

Oh god, it was right after I turned 21 last year.

This guy took me out to a nice dinner at a decently expensive restaurant. He was really nice and sweet, and I thought he was cute. I hadn't ever dated before or really even experienced any of my 'firsts' yet, so I was overeager for the whole thing I guess so... well, we finished dinner but didn't want the date to end yet since it was only like 7PM and still light outside. So it was suggested that we go to a bar and drink.

Of course I wanted to, just turning 21 and all. Well, since it was a Sunday, all the bars were already closed by the time we'd figured out what we wanted to do and got back around downtown where he lives, so we ended up buying Vodka and going back to his place, and I agreed to all of it, because I am just full of great ideas.

Long story short, we were making out/cuddling, I got a little excited, then embarrassed, and so he started purposefully teasing me. Then at one point he just picked me up and carried me to his room and threw me onto his bed. We weren't gonna have sex though, we wanted to wait... but then at one point when we were fooling around I heard him say, "f--- it" and my legs were in the air.

But it wasn't bad, and I don't regret it. We dated for awhile after that as well, and still keep in contact.

tl;dr:
I sort of got wined and dined.

 

Aug 16, 2015

 

Aug 30, 2015

I engaged in sexual intercourse.

 

Aug 19, 2015

Let's hear it