Aug 15, 2015

This Happened literally 1 month ago, I was with my Girl and then her dad WALKED IN It broke my heart fam. Me and her dad used to play Fifa together now he doesn't even offer me Food
But it's all good cos i eat his daughter

 

Aug 19, 2015

Yeah my wife was pissed

 

Aug 19, 2015

My dad walked in on me and my ex girlfriend. It was just as I was pulling out and blowing my load too lmao I had to s---t that s--- in a blanket under the covers it s----d. It was like 10 seconds of pulling out and blowing off as my dad was watching the entire time. And he didn't say a word the entire time until after we were just laying there. He said, "hey mitch, we got any hot chocolate?" I was like "idk" and he left the room. He's never brought it up once either.

 

Aug 19, 2015

On camera. But I dont know if my managers ever watched it...

 

Aug 19, 2015

Update: He brought me Mcdonalds we cool

 

Aug 20, 2015

Bro it's so f---in shot haha I still laugh about it to this day.

 

Aug 20, 2015

No but one time when I was like 16 I was home getting pretty hungry so I asked my mom if she could get me fast food while she went out. While waiting I was casually texting my gf at the time one thing leads to another we end up sexting. Pics are received so I start to rub one out lol. Like an a------ I left my door unlocked and my mom never knocks next thing I knew the doors wide open and I'm caught like a deer in the headlights. She shuts the door I picked up my pants opened the door to see the food was waiting at the door.

 

Aug 19, 2015

We laugh about it now but in the moment I was scared as f---. If they called my parents I would have been f-----.

 

Aug 19, 2015

no, but almost.. I remember I was 17, my gf at the time was 15 (summer fling) and I snuck her up to my room..and was having sex for like a good hour, then my mom knocked on my door..and asked me to take the trash out

needless to say, the room definitely smelt like sex..and my gf ran into the closet or jumped off beside the bed and wrapped the covers around her..lol I can't remember

If my mom knew I had her in there, she didn't and never said anything

 

Aug 19, 2015

If you ever find that copy, you can send it to me. I'll make sure it's safe. You wouldn't want it getting into the wrong hands..

 

Aug 20, 2015

@Robot stay lurkin

 

Aug 19, 2015

Got caught by the f---ing cops lmfaooooo. I thought I was sly af, and decided to park my car at a waterpark parking lot. Mind you it was out of season, so no one was there. It was like 3 pm, I was 15 so a young n----- just wanted to
Bust a nut. I'm going in doing my thing in the backseat with my girlfriend, and like 5 minutes in i hear gravel turning outside. So I'm like wtf...look out the window and 2 cop cars roll in lmfaooo. My d-ck went limp so f---ing quick. They knock on the window, and I'm rushing to get my s--- on and my gf was crying trying to put her s--- on as well. The cop told
Me he didn't want to see my d-ck and to put my s--- on faster, dude was a savage. So he made us get out of the car. One cop took her aside and the other talked to me. The cop asked her if it was consentual and s--- and the cop told me that I'm a dumbass. But Ya they let us go, and I havent f----- in a car ever since.