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Have you ever been caught having Sex?

Started by Immy, Aug 15, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Aug 15, 2015
    This Happened literally 1 month ago, I was with my Girl :hehehe3: and then her dad WALKED IN It broke my heart fam. Me and her dad used to play Fifa together now he doesn't even offer me Food :em55:
    But it's all good cos i eat his daughter :rockynotimpressed:
     
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    The Product

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    At a party. It was sort of expected since the door didnt lock and my friends were on their way. We thought we could do it quick but in the middle of things they burst in the room.
     
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    :lol3: Not having the door locked was my kyrptonite
     
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    As drake would say; "that's cold ice cold man you ain't have to do him like that"

    :drakelaugh:
     
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    :hehehe3:
     
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 15, 2015
    Someone walked in at a party once but that was it. Everyone is way too drunk to even care you just laugh that s--- off
     
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    rapmusik 4

    Aug 15, 2015
    lots of sex threads today :laff:

    almost got caught by a janitor
     
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    Real talk lmfao
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Aug 19, 2015
    On camera. But I dont know if my managers ever watched it...
     
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

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    Almost got caught during foreplay many times, but thankfully the sex was uninterrupted
     
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    Where's that tape at though?
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

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    Either in the managers secret collection or they recorded over it. I'm not sure, I didn't ask
     
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    If you ever find that copy, you can send it to me. I'll make sure it's safe. You wouldn't want it getting into the wrong hands..
    :adaddsa:
     
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    Update: He brought me Mcdonalds we cool
     
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  15. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

    Aug 19, 2015
    no, but almost.. I remember I was 17, my gf at the time was 15 (summer fling) and I snuck her up to my room..and was having sex for like a good hour, then my mom knocked on my door..and asked me to take the trash out

    needless to say, the room definitely smelt like sex..and my gf ran into the closet or jumped off beside the bed and wrapped the covers around her..lol I can't remember

    If my mom knew I had her in there, she didn't and never said anything
     
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    camptech No more half-measures...

    Aug 19, 2015
    Yeah my wife was pissed :useyourhead:
     
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    :hehehe3::hehehe3::hehehe3::hehehe3:
     
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  18. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Aug 19, 2015
    My dad walked in on me and my ex girlfriend. It was just as I was pulling out and blowing my load too lmao I had to s---t that s--- in a blanket under the covers it s----d. It was like 10 seconds of pulling out and blowing off as my dad was watching the entire time. And he didn't say a word the entire time until after we were just laying there. He said, "hey mitch, we got any hot chocolate?" I was like "idk" and he left the room. He's never brought it up once either.
     
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    Lmfao you're lucky man, my pops would've kicked my a---.
    I got caught one time the morning after a party. I guess this girl passed out in bed with me after I knocked out, so it was only natural I tried to hit in the morning. :colerly:

    I was at my cousin's house, his friends and my bro were in the next room. Door wasn't locked, she was on top with her back to me, facing the door when one of them walked in to grab god knows what. s--- was hilarious for me but she d--- near ran out of the house. Was kinda pissed my bro couldn't do more to prevent the c--- block, but whatever.
     
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    Aug 19, 2015
    Got caught by the f---ing cops lmfaooooo. I thought I was sly af, and decided to park my car at a waterpark parking lot. Mind you it was out of season, so no one was there. It was like 3 pm, I was 15 so a young n----- just wanted to
    Bust a nut:dno:. I'm going in doing my thing in the backseat with my girlfriend, and like 5 minutes in i hear gravel turning outside. So I'm like wtf...look out the window and 2 cop cars roll in lmfaooo. My d-ck went limp so f---ing quick. They knock on the window, and I'm rushing to get my s--- on and my gf was crying trying to put her s--- on as well. The cop told
    Me he didn't want to see my d-ck and to put my s--- on faster, dude was a savage. So he made us get out of the car. One cop took her aside and the other talked to me. The cop asked her if it was consentual and s--- and the cop told me that I'm a dumbass. But Ya they let us go, and I havent f----- in a car ever since.
     
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