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  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 18, 2015
    Became friends with ted nugents son since he was in my class. I was 10.. went over to his house multiple times. Ted cooked me deer and I swam in his gutair shaped pool. One day his son was at my house with a bunch of my other friends and he was acting like a little b----. He wouldn't move from the TV and I was trying to watch wwf.. I ended up kicking him in the stomach and he cried and ran into the woods. Ted had to come pick him up.
     
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  2. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 18, 2015
    We all have some serious or funny stories to tell, whether they are long or short. Come post some.

    I'll start. I shook Bill Clinton's hand in 3rd grade. God d--- that MFer looked old as f--- and like he was ready to drop the ball right there.
     
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  3. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Aug 18, 2015
    I was at a strip club a week or so ago, and some guy came up to me with his friend, he was seriously like "do you like p----?" Trying not to laugh i said "yeah it's pretty great" he then looked legitimately angry and said "yeah you f---ing better!!" His friend then said "who doesn't like p---- though?" And as he walked away he was just like "well, you never know these days...." I thought this s--- was hilarious
    Im not even gay but homophobes these days, i couldnt deal with the fact a guy was asking this s--- in a f---ing straight stripclub.....
     
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