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  1. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 24, 2015
    So I had school today. I walk on campus and to my surprise, throwing me completely off guard, they are playing King Kunta on the loud speakers. Yes. I think "Holy s---, today is gonna be badass.. what the f---" and continue my journey to my first hour class. I get to the classroom and take a seat in the back. I'm listening to the teacher lecture for a bit before I start to realize that the teacher in front of me is not the teacher on my schedule as they have different names. Unable to process this I continue to stay seated for another 40 mins. I'm in the right classroom and the M/W/F hours are the same and everything. I genuinely didn't understand where I went wrong. That's when I look at my classes again... It's 8:40AM and the class I think I'm sitting in doesn't start until 9:00AM.

    I was in the classroom an hour early from when I was supposed to be there... sitting through a different lecture. I completely skipped my first hour class by going to my second hour class first. I shake my head in disgust and leave to go to the correct class that I should have been in. I make it to the class with like 5 minutes left of the hour and as I walk in, the teacher yells out at me "Please wait outside, class is not over yet sir!" in which I respond, "Yea....So I think I was supposed to be here an hour ago." with what I assume is the dumbest look of my life on my face and the entire class bursts out laughing at me. The lame part is, I glance at the crowd of people as they are laughing and I see my friends little brother laughing his a--- off. So it's not even a secret that I'm an idiot, someone I know witnessed it.

    So now I'm that dumbass that shows up to class late as f--- on the first day and makes a fool of himself.

    Welcome to my life, struggles of a returning college student.


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    Aug 24, 2015
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    f--- are they doing playing that on the first day? Way to k--- the vibe :scust:
     
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    Aug 24, 2015
    Why didnt u just s--- on the floor of the class room
     
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  4. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 24, 2015
    Oh yea.. so when I was in the wrong class, I stayed so long that I did the "introduce yourself" thing and this chick in there kept glancing at me the whole time and she even came and introduced herself to me right away when it started.

    I'll never see her again. :emoji_sob:
     
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  5. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 24, 2015
    Sounds familiar.

    I think that's my reputation here as well. :final3:
     
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