Sep 5, 2015

*for audiences 17 and up



it all started on a cloudy day of meatballs, it was about 3 am in the morning my time,
at this time im in the studio mixing the work like coco, i see from my phone that i get a pm
on section80. now understand i get random pms from @Koolo everyday asking is my d-ck size still bigger than his
and the answer is always "yes, stop comparing a skyscraper to a peanut" then he goes and spends a million bucks
on a d-ck enlargement that never works cause they cant find the d-ck in the first place.

but, this time i knew it was different, something called me like an angel from the sky to open it, and to my
suprise out from the gates of the sky it was @Mimi , first we talked about pokemon and how we never evolved our
pikachus, thats when i knew we had something special. the process of never evolving your pikachus is one many
people have a hard time coping with, but there resolution is always
"Raichu is one fat ugly MFer, thats like evolving that n----- into depression" - Denzel Washington voice



anyways we talked for a few hours, i would reply quickly, she would reply every 20mins, i knew she had
to be teasing me, its like trying to catch a beautiful butterfly, while having the hops of a white guy.
i knew i had to go with my guts, pulled out my balls and jacked off to some pov p--- i pulled up, then
i went back to the pm and told her we should hang out sometime.

she replied, " yea of course love, i live at ___ tho and thats a long way from you"
i replied, " do u have a p----?" she said, "yes"

then i swam across the ocean so fast, the news was saying, "there has been sightings of aquaman."

first i was like





so i finally make it to Australia and s--- looking like a f---ing sponge and undeveloped grape getting out
the ocean, i saw a black brethren and told him why i came here, and he said, "fake n----s don't survive the
swim to the p---- trails, so u must be a real one." and he gave me directions to Mimi's house after i told him
the address.

so I'm jogging my way down there and u can tell I'm jogging for the p---- the way people are nodding to me,
one girl even smiled and pointed at me and said, "murder it" to tell u the truth i was more turned on
than creeped out, so i realize i still have a long f---ing way to go and see this teen on a bike
i tell him," yo dude there's chick giving free blow jobs down the street." he looks at me hops off his bike
runs like a dumass who forgot he just had a bike and decides to run.

i take the bike and head to Mimis direction again



feeling like the goat and s---.



i finally get to the neighborhood, get to her house and see a note on her door that says
"currently on the swim to the d-ck trails"

 

Sep 5, 2015

n----- thinks imma read this

 

Sep 5, 2015

No

Idk what kinda girls @Jax is going after that he needs to ask if they have a p----

 

Sep 8, 2015

 

Sep 5, 2015

i had a similar date with mimi

except i got laid at the end

Spoiler

 

Sep 5, 2015

@Nori this is how you talk to girls

 

Sep 5, 2015

I lol'd

 

Sep 9, 2015

Thanks for looking out for me @CoCo and thanks for the correction @RockstarX3000, wouldn't want to get those two confused.

Rockstar, there are few people I have to go on a date with first but if you can wait in line a couple of years we can see how it goes.

Right, @Jax, our date... I get the feeling I would have to be the one to plan this out (sigh) so here it is.
I would meet you down at Hillarys Boat Harbour, where you finally would end up after all your long hours of swimming across the world. As I see you paddling up to shore I would run into the water to greet you with a hug. We would then frolic for a bit, splashing each other, laughing, enjoying being in person. After a little play we would then walk along where the ocean meets the sands, letting our toes sink in deep while the sun kissed our skin to dry us off. I would suggest a drink at the Breakwater. And be disappointed with the menu which would spark the idea for the next part of our day.

We would offer @Maximus or @TheRealNitro the blessing of being our chauffeur to drive us up to and around the Swan Valley. First we will share a taster board at Mash Brewery, just to wet our whistles. Following that we will be driven to Feral Brewery for some tasty beers and something to nibble on. With the alcohol starting to loosen us up we decide to head to Elmars in the Valley for one or two cocktails on the veranda. After drinking for the better half of the day we are definitely feeling the effects of all the alcohol running through our body but in the spirit of things choose to visit one last place, Duckstein, before heading back into the city. We have an hours long conversation on our hopes and dreams for the future of Section80.

Many hours after you first arrived and many drinks later we agree that it's about time for a meal. Like any good host to this city I take you to the #1 place you must try, Uncle Billys, see how the locals eat. We head in on the earlier side although we would fit in perfectly with the later crowd. The place is practically empty and we get our choice of seat by the fish tank. We place our order and our food arrives in record time.
We eat in between our conversation, it's an idea for a new app Mid meal a fight breaks out, we use the opportunity to quietly leave without paying. With extra cash in our pockets and in the middle of the city, after me dragging you around all day, I leave the choice of what to do next up to you...

 

Sep 5, 2015

okay this hard

 

Sep 8, 2015

@Mimi if you're a pedophile, you're in luck! :D

 

Sep 5, 2015

basically, our n----- @Jax desperate af and @Mimi a p----

 

Sep 8, 2015

Actually hebephile. A hebephile is an adult who is attracted to 11 - 14 year olds.

 

Sep 5, 2015

Man you guys get weird around females

 

Sep 5, 2015

i'm white

 

Nov 22, 2015

@Deadpool be like

 

Nov 21, 2015

@Deadpool trying to claim some sort of Monopoly over all the female users.

People say @Nori is the predator but I got my eye on you DP/McQueen/Jax...

 

Sep 10, 2015

 

Sep 8, 2015

this forum still booty

 

Sep 8, 2015

@Koolo I wanna date Mimi!

 

Sep 8, 2015

f---in classic