Eminem Replicate Eminem's Erratic Flows in Text-Form

Started by Big Dangerous, Sep 9, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Big Dangerous
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    This is always something I've enjoyed doing and found that some people get a kick out of it.

    So we all know that Eminem's flows from like 2013 (MMLP2 forward) have been growing increasingly random and erratic, awkward, crazy, robotic, contrived, etc. etc. I'm sure you have your own perception of it, but you get the delivery I'm trying to describe. The object in this thread is to take a verse from one of his songs where he exhibits these kinds of flows and write it out in text how he says it. (Or heck, just take a random phrase or make up your own 'Eminem says' for the lols)

    Feel free to exaggerate it all you want. Have fun.

    For an easy example, this is how I would type out the opening to Eminem's Detroit vs. Everybody verse;

    "lately it seem asif
    its meagainsttheworld, likeitwas
    before my lifebecamea movie
    and they usedtousemymothafuckin'trailer to tease me wit (tease me wit)
    but i flippedthatscriptlike a refilla
    painkillers to pop the lid off that safetysilla
    mademe feel amazinnavysealabravery
    and if i may reiterate, i aint even need a script
    aintbeinconceitedbut, i made it toradioeatadick
    I still never A B C the s---

    mainstreamappealwiththeskilliswhatmademeilla
    sincebforetheycalled
    jay dee dilla"
     
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    ehhhhhh
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    im sorry are u here to post a verse friend
     
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  4. Brubbels
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    b---- please you must have a mental disease
     
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  5. Big Dangerous
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    i must misunderstand

    that is an xzibit line

    study your mmlp please
     
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  6. Brubbels
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    You know why my hands are so numb? Because your grandmother s----d my d-ck and I didn't c-m.
     
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  7. GawDEDEDE
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    This is gold! This is actually how that verse sounded in my head when I first heard it lol I was confused af and still cant make out a couple lines

    Ill update this w/ my own when i get home
     
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    Haven't u always enjoyed doing this?!
     
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    quality thread op
     
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  10. henzINNIT
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    So that's what he said. Seriously, there are words there I never even made out before.
     
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    Glad you guys are enjoying the multiple purposes of the thread

    It's funny to see how Em's flows are portrayed physically in words plus sometimes it's more understandable than hearing him say em lmao
     
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  12. Jaba24
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    I like his new complicated flows :P
     
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  13. DetroitDGAF
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    urr und
    Soprepare fora rival, your arch enemy s dsyou nowhes all YOU
    oun aro
     
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  14. henzINNIT
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    I was gonna do this for the Right For Me, but it'd just be one continuous word. Horrible flow.
     
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  15. rapmusik
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    has to be in the bottom ten of songs imo. hopefully he never attempts that again
     
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    lose yourself flow:

    [​IMG]

    right for me flow:

    [​IMG]
     
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    :bumalaf:
     
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    Genius. this thread is so accurate lol
     
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  19. GawDEDEDE
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    lyrically brilliant though
     
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    People always trying to replicate the 'draw eminem lyrics' thread in a new way.
     
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