Got My Learner's Today

Started by MFING TREY, Sep 20, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. MFING TREY
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    MFING TREY Got hella hoes like a Home Depot

    Sep 20, 2015
    Super hyped to start driving. Any tips? I love in southwest in the kinda area between the city and rural areas so the type of roses ur driving on really depends which was u pull out of my neighborhood. :'(
     
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  2. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Sep 20, 2015
    Don't hit anyone
     
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  3. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Sep 20, 2015
    Hit everyone
     
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  4. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Sep 20, 2015
    Driving is easy as long as you just pay attention and don't be dumb
     
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  5. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Sep 22, 2015
    Don't be a slow c----
     
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  6. Dking002
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    Sep 22, 2015
    Don't crash
     
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  7. Red Rum
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    Sep 22, 2015
    Ghost ride the whip

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  8. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Sep 22, 2015
    Go listen to Plastic Bag and drive to the strip club.
     
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  9. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 22, 2015
    Don't drunk drive. Don't look at your phone while you drive. I know these sound obvious as f--- but I guarantee you there will be a time in your life when you think 'just this once' and you'll keep doing it and eventually you'll f--- up, especially as a new driver. Most of us (myself included) are certainly guilty of the later but it's a habit I'm really trying to break because it's honestly only a matter of time before you look at your phone at the wrong time and get in an accident.
     
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  10. Red Rum
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    Sep 22, 2015
    You aren't officially a driver till you get your d-ck s----d while driving
     
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  11. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Sep 22, 2015
    Look at your mirrors
     
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  12. Red Rum
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    Sep 22, 2015
    If these hoes ain't f---ing don't be driving them around
     
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  13. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Sep 22, 2015
    My ex rode my d-ck once while we were driving down a back road..s--- was amazing..kept wanting to completely let go and be in the moment but couldn't quite concentrate on the whole driving aspect of it
     
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  14. Bman
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    Sep 22, 2015
    Try not to cut in front of people. Everyone hates that guy. Don't be that guy. And if someone f---s you over, follow them and tail gate the s--- out of that mothafucka :khaled2:
     
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  15. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Sep 22, 2015
    Yea tailgate the s--- out of em and be prepared to slam in the back of their vehicle when they break check you. Also be prepared to be sued and for your insurance to go up considering you'll be in the wrong
     
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  16. Mano
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    Sep 22, 2015
    We were on this long road trip and I got too comfortable thinking I could change lanes with just looking in my back mirror and almost f----- up cause as I tried to get in the left lane there was a car right there trying to pass me and I didn't see it till they started honking :hov3:
     
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  17. attila
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    Sep 22, 2015
    That's called your blind spot. :emoji_beer:
     
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  18. Mano
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    Sep 22, 2015
    :cam:I know
     
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  19. attila
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    Sep 22, 2015
    Nah but seriously been driving for 5 years, not a single ticket/accident, have a clean record.
     
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