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Evil things you did?

Started by Oldboy, Sep 22, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Sep 22, 2015
    Fair enough. I take my comment back.
     
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Sep 22, 2015
    I set joondi on fire
     
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  3. lil uzi vert stan
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    lil uzi vert stan

    Sep 22, 2015
    I broke all my vows. I scandalized my child. I took another man's name and made nothing of it
     
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  4. Mano
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    Mano

    Sep 22, 2015
    Whose alias is @TheButterflyPimp ?
     
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  5. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 22, 2015
    OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
    ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

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  6. Wallman17
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    Wallman17

    Sep 22, 2015
    hit an old lady in a funeral line at a stop light...I didn't stop...going to h---
     
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  7. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 22, 2015
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  8. lil uzi vert stan
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    lil uzi vert stan

    Sep 22, 2015
    holy s--- ur a d-ck dude
     
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  9. Red Rum
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    Red Rum

    Sep 22, 2015
    :wtfno:

    :bookah:
     
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  10. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Sep 22, 2015
    Punched a guy and caused him to collapse onto concrete and start bleeding from the head.

    Cheated but I was 14 f--- off it doesn't count.

    Stolen money from parents for drugs. Not happy about that one.

    Can't think of any more. I think I get f----- up and bury all my regrets haha
     
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  11. Narsh
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    Sep 22, 2015
    I know :wow5:
     
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  12. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Sep 22, 2015
    This has the potential to bea goat thread imo
     
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  13. LasiK
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    LasiK d-mn fine coffee

    Sep 22, 2015
    on the first day of grade primary there was this kid who seemingly gave zero f---s and would cut the teacher off with crazy a--- noises and howls and sounds i'd never heard before. me and my best friend thought it was hilarious and laughed until we couldn't laugh anymore. we were pulled aside and it turned out he had severe down syndrome and neither of us had any idea what it was and had never seen a mentally disabled person before.
     
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  14. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Sep 22, 2015
    Should rename this the SXN80 Confession Booth imo
     
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  15. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 22, 2015
    Never did anything particularly "evil".

    Keeping with the piss theme one time i pissed into a bottle and put kool aid mix in and tricked my little brother into drinking it. One time i put a cherry in my aunt's hair and didn't tell her and it stained her hair red and got it all stuck together. Can't really think of anything else.
     
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  16. Rubens
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    Rubens The truth is an offense but not a sin

    Sep 22, 2015
    I don't know if this is evil, but one day i took some porno magazines to the school, i know don't the equivalent of the US school grade but i was 14, we were looking at it suddenly a teacher caught us (this was a serious issue in school back in 2002) so the teacher take us to the principal office and he threatened to kick us out of school, my friends were almost crying snitching on me, long story short we were suspended for a week and didn't tell my parents so that whole week i pretend to be in school but let me quote Chad warden "i was ballin in the city"
     
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  17. YOLO
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    YOLO

    Sep 22, 2015
    Threw eggs on people passing under my balcony and then lied mother it wasn't me :drakelaugh2:
     
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  18. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Sep 22, 2015
    I smacked a kid in the face with a plank of wood, i also punched a girl a face


    This isnt a troll btw
     
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  19. Zep
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    Sep 22, 2015
    You evil MFer
     
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    YOLO

    Sep 22, 2015
    :coleshh:
     
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